Dragon Ball Z · Season 1
Funny though...I always thought it would be a Kai that broke the Z sword and rescued me, but you're more of a shoe-shine boy than a hero, huh? The Kai's been rescued by mere mortals. Things have sure gone downhill.
Well, sir. I've always tried my best...
So...uh...if you could fuse together with somebody and it could be anyone in the world, who would it be? Now, I mean...hypothetically...
Gosh, that's a tough one, but I think I'd pick your old girlfriend, Maron.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh! Right on! Bald and beautiful! So deadly!
[after Goten and Trunks botch the fusion and fuse into a deformed version of Gotenks] He's my age!
No, older.
[after Goten and Trunks fuse into Gotenks] Wow, he's a cutie.
I think he favors Trunks a little bit. What do you think, Chi-Chi?
The nose, yes. The eyes, no.
He's got fabulous energy. Does it matter who he looks like? But, he does have Goten's hair.
If you're looking for the guy who just turned you into a doughnut, that would be me. Hello. You're going to wish that we never met!
Buu no wish! Buu make boy dead!
No no no. Boy make Buu dead. Yes yes.
From now on, we do things my way! Tomorrow, you are going to fight Buu as a Super Saiyan and until then, we train! Understood, Trunkten!?
Actually, it's Gotenks...
What!?
His name. It's...uh...Gotenks...
His name is mud as far as I'm concerned!
No fighter that has ever won a victory did so using his fists alone. All battles are won before they are even fought, and do you know how?
By planning?
That's right.
I was told a long time ago that the most important key to victory is the element of surprise.
[to Hercule Satan] So, do you want to be candy, cookie, or pudding when Buu eats you?
This candy made from people good! Try some! You eat!
Oh, of course. Human candy is some of my favorite stuff in the world.
[to Majin Buu] Say, Mister Buu...are ya hungry at all? I don't mean ta brag, but I'm a pretty good cook. What d'ya say, hmm?
[after Van Zant kills an old lady with his sniper] Yeah! One shot and she's down!
You really think that's the right thing to do?
Smitty, it's the end of the world! Majin Buu's going around killing everyone! Why shouldn't I? All bets are off now when I'm cashing my chips in! I'm gonna do everything I ever wanted to do! Like murder! You should give it a shot, if you know what I mean.
Wait. Where are you going?
Buu kill more people now.
Uh!?
You want kill people too?
I'm really more of a chef than a fighter.
[to himself, about Majin Buu] Tubby won't even know what hit 'im! I got enough dynamite here to blow up a tank! All I have to do is push this little button, and it's goodbye Majin Buu. They're gonna have to scrape 'im off the walls after this blast. Yeah! And I'll be the man who saved the world again!
[to Smitty, while gunning down people with a machine gun] Every single person on Earth is gonna die soon. Wouldn't you like to go out with a bang in the end!?
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