Dragon Ball Z Season 1 quotes

Trunks

[Trunks holds up the Dragon Radar] Here it is, sir! Confirm! Is this your Dragon Radar?

Confirmed! Good job, soldier! Mission accomplished!

Trunks

Thank you, sir!

You're gonna have to do the exact same moves in perfect symmetry alright? Lets give it a try.

Trunks

Uh...uh...

Uh...

Huh? What's wrong?

Trunks

Uh...I...I don't think Goten knows what symmetry is, sir.

Piccolo

Goku, would you have really asked Vegeta to do this fusion move with you if he were still alive?

Huh?

Piccolo

It's just that...well I can't imagine Vegeta subjecting himself to something like this.

I wish they'd hurry. If Goten weren't holding my Trunks back, they'd be ready to fight Majin Buu right now and could keep all those people from getting killed.

Krillin

[to himself, angrily] Grr...somebody's gonna have to hold me back if she keeps talking like that!

Majin Buu

[while he's in the tub] Bubbles take edge off. Ahh...just like bath water. [Buu wears pajamas] There you go little toes. Buu feel so fresh and so clean in brand new pajamas...pop...makes Buu feel all warm cuddly on inside. So soft and comfy against Buu's clean skin, just like wearing a thin red layer of fluffy clouds...

[Goku is saying farewell and returning to Other World] I'll see you all sooner or later...

Krillin

[crying] Ha. Where you're going...I hope it's a bit later than sooner.

[after seeing the line for the deceased] Goku, I'm surprised at you. You're not going to cut in line, are you?

I sure am. But don't tell.

Oh, and Goku. A hard case came through a while ago. Name's Dabura. I think you know this guy.

Uh, yeah.

I knew it. He was a handful...I can tell you that. [remembering what he told Dabura] Listen, you better behave yourself in here, understand me? [to Goku] He was supposed to go below, but he would have enjoyed that so I gave him my stamp of approval and admitted him up here.

Aha ha ha! Nice going, King!

What's for breakfast?

Piccolo

Breakfast!? You're having the fusion technique for breakfast! That's what!

Majin Buu

[after he heals a blind boy] Is Buu hideous?

Gosh, I don't know Buu. You're the first person I've ever seen. But hey, I know you're beautiful on the inside.

Majin Buu

Oh. Ha ha ha ha. Buu like you. Buu like you.

Majin Buu

No hideous. Buu beautiful. No hideous. Buu beautiful. No hideous. Buu beautiful. Woohoo!

Android 18

Fusion-uhh!

I tell ya...it's enough to drive someone crazy, isn't it?

Android 18

I even dreamed about it last night. Puar was trying to fuse with the Ox-King.

[after picking up a huge boulder to throw at Gohan for their training] Lets start out with this small one.

Right, dad. Ready when you are.

That's a small one!?

[after the Z sword breaks] Huh...oh no. Now it's...the...Z dagger...?

My old master likes girly magazines. We'll get you some!

Oh boy! Uh, dad...

Goku, please! How inappropriate!

Hmph! I have no need for such things. With my omniscient vision, I can see girls playing volleyball on the beach! Heh heh!

You call yourself a Kai!?

Hey, old man! How 'bout we get you a date with a real live Earth woman!?

Is she a good kisser?

Yeah, of course.

Eheh heh heh...heh heh heh heh...

[to himself] What luck...this guy's just like Master Roshi...

Dad, are you nuts! How are you going to find someone that wants to kiss that guy?

Hey, don't worry. I can't go back to Earth, but you can. This is all too simple. You can handle it, son. It might require a little sacrifice though. Can you get Videl to do it?

Dad! I'm not gonna ask my girlfriend to kiss that old relic!

Okay, okay. Sheesh. Who else do we know...?