Dragon Ball Z Season 1 quotes

[in the middle of a thunder storm while on a boat] Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all. Boy, I wish I could swim.

Hey, this looks familiar. I came back to the same place I was before. Oh no.

He won't wake up.

Is he alive?

I'd better check...I guess not...too bad.

Oh no. How can you tell Rom? What did you do?

The old ear test. You mean you're six years old and you haven't heard of the ear test before?

Uh...um...yes I have!

Hey, that's my sword. [Gohan falls down]

I guess he's dead again.

Where am I?

Here.

Where is here?

Here is wherever we happen to be at the time.

Who are those guys?

They're from the home where kids get spanked and yelled at.

Piccolo

Gohan, what is your mission? Say it!

To prepare for the Saiyans. To fight! And to beat them.

Piccolo

Then lets go back.

Right.

Krillin

Hey, Kami. I don't mean to be rude, but we're not really learning anything new.

Yamcha

He's right. So far, you haven't taught us anything we couldn't do on our own. We wanna be as strong as Goku was when he was here.

Krillin

Yeah, come on. We want the same training you gave Goku, Kami.

Kami

Please listen carefully then.

Uh...?

Kami

I taught...Goku....nothing! That's what I taught him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Yamcha

Hey, what did he mean by that?

Who knows? If this camp wasn't free, I'd be out of here! Just between you and me, the food's not that great.

To be truly strong, you must know yourself and your enemy. Once you know this, all will become clear.

Krillin

What do ya mean? Know myself?

Yamcha

Don't give us that rubbish! How could we not know ourselves?! I know myself better than anybody!

Oh, is that a fact? So you know yourself, do you? How come you don't know that you are weak?

Yamcha

Whoah! Would you like to prove that!? You beach ball!

[about taking on the pendulum room challenges] Hey guys, have fun. I'm a lot o' different things, but I ain't no guinea pig. [Yajoribe begins to eat a snack]

[checking his scouter] Their total fighting power is only fifteen hundred and ten.

And they want to fight some Saiyans huh? The fools.

Lets go have some fun.

You should never have come here! No one comes to Vegeta!

He's right. We try to discourage tourism here.

Yamcha

Grr....[charging his energy]

Hey, my grandmother can gather energy faster than that! But don't feel bad, she's one tough cookie. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Piccolo

Now, eat this ape! [Piccolo blasts Gohan in his ape form and Gohan catches the blast in his hand] Yeah. You're definitely a Saiyan Gohan.

Piccolo

Huh!? That's it! The projection! It's coming from that Saiyan spacecraft.

[to itself] Wake up Kakarot. Destroy all lifeforms. Wake up Kakarot. Destroy all lifeforms.

Piccolo

Goku's ship...what a legacy to leave for his son. Lets see if we can't bring Gohan back down to Earth.

Piccolo

You're turning out to be a lot more trouble than I bargained for. There's the root of the problem. Right there. It's this tail o' yours. Look at him, sleeping like a baby. There! [Piccolo rips off Gohan's tail] That should take care of you for a while, 'cause I'm getting too old for this, kid. Sleep well Gohan, you'll need it.