Dragon Ball Z · Season 1
Can anyone he wants enter the competition?
He'll take on anyone who challenges him. And he expects to have a battle with each of us...one by one.
Of course. You know what he's trying to do. I do. His plan is to eliminate the competition once and for all.
Well, I kind o' like the idea of another martial arts tournament. I mean, hey. I think I'll dominate.
Yeah! Let's get 'im!
Yeah!
Just make sure you don't get another hand through your stomach.
Now wasn't there a martial arts tournament a long time ago?
That's correct. Ah yes. I believe I'll explain since I once won the tournament myself.
What? Master Roshi? I never knew you won it.
Oh, you just had to get him started.
But why would Cell host a tournament?
Yeah, why? I mean if he wants to rule the world, why is he wasting time with this competition?
Cell doesn't want to rule the world. He wants to destroy it.
Uh...?
Huh?
The androids have never been interested in power. It's just that they find pleasure in causing fear and chaos. And Cell's no different. He's using this stupid tournament as a way to spread fear.
So there. Gohan will have to start his studies right when he gets back and he will not be joining up with your little gang!
Our gang?
What gang?
Hey, can I join? Heh heh.
Hey, I'm kind o' lookin' forward to this tournament. It could be fun. Heh heh heh.
Go out and play if you want. But leave Cell to me. Because I don't want anyone getting in my way. Do you understand?
That's a lot o' talk for someone who got pounded by Cell, don't you think?
[Baby Trunks starts pulling Future Trunks' hair] Gee, look at that. Trunks is pulling on Trunks' hair.
[while training with Krillin, Yamcha kicks Krillin's head and falls backward] Be careful Yamcha. Krillin's head is pretty slippery.
Wow Krillin. I think your head is your secret weapon.
Yeah, maybe. But you bruised my brain.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Come on, don't be a wimp. Your head is as hard as a rock.
Hey pal! Are you makin' fun of me!?
I sure am! [Yamcha kangaroo kicks Krillin in the face]
[in a broadcast to the people of Earth] Your boring lives are about to get a lot more interesting thanks to me. I have enjoyed terrorizing Earth but now I have something far more entertaining planned for this pathetic planet.
Hear me out. I don't care about the people of Earth but I promise I will destroy Cell.
I got it. We borrow Bulma's ship, orbit the Earth, and then sit back and watch the fireworks.
Oolong!
Yeah, I bet ol' Cell would never think to look for us up in outer space.
Only a heartless soul would run and leave his friends behind. We're in this together.
So that's it. A tournament, huh? I gotta say, it sounds interesting.
What? Interesting?
Piccolo, can I have a new outfit just like yours? You were my first teacher.
Yeah kid. It'll make you look really sharp.
Right here is where the fate of the universe will be determined. So what do you think?
I don't know. Seems kind of puny if it's supposed to decide all that, wouldn't you say?
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
You're not the first person to try to rule the universe with a sword of injustice. They all failed. And so will you.
I've spent months preparing for the day I'd face you in your final form. I've come a long way Cell.
[pause] So have I.
Hey, Yajirobe. How you doin'?
Oh, I know why you're here. And if you think I'm gonna help you fight in that stupid tournament, then you could just forget it.
Aha ha ha. Thanks Yajirobe. But I wasn't going to ask you.
Like...I believe that. Next you'll be telling me that you just stopped by to say hello. Well, you know I'm the best kept secret weapon around.
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