Dragon Ball Z quotes

[after powering up] Well, that was about half of my power. What do ya think?

That was only half!? What's wrong with people like you? Will you not be happy until you wreck the whole planet?

So, how do I stack up against Cell?

That's hard for me to answer. Hmmm...well...I don't know how precise I can be but...uh...to be blunt...I'd have to say Cell is stronger.

Uh!?

Then what are we waiting around for? Shouldn't we be like...planning our escape!?

[Chi-Chi sees Gohan and Goku as Super Saiyans] But what happened? Where is my sweet little Gohan?

I'm right here, mom.

Aha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Babe, you crack me up.

Calm down. Calm down.

Aah! [to Gohan] What happened to your beautiful black hair? Who gave you permission to dye it? [pulling on Gohan's hair]

It's not dyed. It's just...

[crying] My sweet little Gohan's become a punker!

No, it's not like that.

Cell

[while flying upward, about breathing in outer space] It's rare that I get to make use of Frieza and his father's wonderful genes.

If you've seen...seen the Cell, then you know that there is no use in running away or building a shelter. I'm not sure why they're deluding themselves. Believing in the shelter brings them comfort, I guess.

They're a bunch of fools, that's all.

You'd never fight. You're too sweet, right.

Huh?

You're too gentle, to fight, I mean.

You think so?

Uh huh. I know so, for sure, I can see that. I like strong men, like my grandpa. He's a real fighter.

Go home to your mommy, kid!

And where's your mom? Was she one of the ones that you locked outside?

That's enough out of you, you delinquent! Hey, boys. All eyes here. Shut this kid up!

[after Tao knocks Lime's grandfather, Lau, to the ground] Now finish him off General Tao! That'll teach him ta cross me!

Sure, that's what I'm paid for! I'm your friendly neighborhood killer! No hard feelings old man, it's just a job.

[after Gohan blocks Tao's Dodon ray] Say what!?

What happened?

I happened. That's what!

Krillin

So Vegeta was furious, and he was about to kill him for cutting off his tail. And Yajirobe goes, "Please, sir. I really admire you, and i'd like to join you if it's not too late." [Goku and Gohan laugh from this but stops when Gohan's glass cup breaks when he was going to drink it]

Man, again? You gotta control it like this. Watch me. [Goku picks up his glass cup but it also breaks]

I don't believe it, not another one! Goku, this has got to stop! [pots and pans fall from the shelves]

Sorry.

My chair!

Gohan, here.

Oh, man. We really did it this time.

Krillin

Chi-Chi's gonna kill you guys! Hey, where'd she go?

[Chi-Chi angrily burst out of the debris that she was buried in] HYAH! HERE I AM! Alright you two, i've had it with this Super Saiyan stuff! You've broken both sets of dishes, and three tables! I swear, is it too much to ask to have a normal dinner where we don't smash glasses, and bend silverware, and break all the furniture?! Well, is it?! I'm waiting!

No, sorry.

I have an idea. Maybe we should use paper plates and cups.

Yeah? Well think again, kid! Gosh, what a funny sense of humor. Paper cups, and paper plates, you must get that from your mommy. I'll tell you what, Gohan. Since it's your birthday, i'm going to let you off easy. For your punishment, you can help me clean up. As for you Goku, hit the road! Don't call us, we'll call you. [Chi-Chi opens the door]

Uh, you want me to leave home?

Yes! I can't take it anymore, Goku. I need you gone. At least until I finish setting up for Gohan's party. You like to fish, right? Well go catch a fish, or something.

Hey, sure. That sounds great, i'll catch a big one.

Krillin

I'll go too.

Me too.

Wonderful plan. But you can forget it, Gohan. Look, if you think you're getting off the hook that easy, you can think again, kiddo. After you finish cleaning up, it's time to study.

Anything but that, mom.

A mother knows what's best, right?

Yeah, I guess.

Hey, Gohan. Your mother is a hundred percent right. It would be best if you study this afternoon. [Gohan and Krillin were both shocked while Chi-Chi fainted from hearing this and the whole house jumped in the air]

Huh? What did I do?

Krillin

You don't know?

Gosh, daddy.

Are you sick? [shoves a thermometer in Goku's mouth and put her hand on his forehead] You feel okay.

Don't you think it's time that you give the boy a name?

Hm?

I thought of one. It came to me last night.

Oh...I didn't know you picked already.

Yes...Einstein!

Hm? Einstein? You're kidding.

[same time as Goku] Hm? Einstein? You're kidding.

Hardly. Our boy's name is going to be Einstein.

Well, what do you think we should call him, dad?

Oh, I don't know. Uh...I did scribble a few names down. Ah, there. Here we are. [Ox King holds a scroll with lots of names] Let's see here. Ox King Junior. Ox Monkey. Big Ox. Oxford. Oh, you'll like these. Ox in the box. Ox Man. Johnny Oxseen.

[fearfully approaching Cell] Oh gosh. I just can't do this. Can we go home? I've lost my nerve.

Find it.

Ah gee.