East Kai quotes from Dragon Ball Z

West Kai

You know, none of us have ever seen a dead Kai before.

Not ever.

And so now...we'll have a big party!

Leave me alone!

An Other World Tournament. I think that's just a killer idea, West Kai.

West Kai

Hah! Why, thank you sir.

And to make things excitin', I'll throw in a free private lesson to whomever brings home the gold, baby!

West Kai

You mean...the winner of the tournament...

...Gets a lesson...

...From you!?

Hey, that sure beats training for ten thousand years, doesn't it?

[to Goku] If I lose in a race against you, then I will approve your participation.

West Kai

There she goes again...

Indeed.

West Kai

We can't take her anywhere these days without her finding some excuse to go racing.

Lets see it. It's bound to be more interesting than watching you four bicker.

You both ran a very good race...but the winner is...

[thinking she has won] Oh, I knew it!

Myself!

What does that mean?

We all agree I got here first...and by the rules that means I win!

Yes, but...you didn't even tell me you were going to be a part of this race!

Well you didn't even bother to ask me! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh ha ha ha ha ha ha!

The winner will receive bragging rights, a gold medal, and...a special private lesson from the Grand Kai!

Can't the winner get a good pastry or somethin' else instead? [East Kai smacks the contestant in the back of his head]

Don't you be silly!

Not so cocky now, are you? Once Arqua is underwater, he is absolutely unbeatable.

But...that's just not fair!

West Kai

Why? There's nothing in the rulebook against changing the ring into water.

There should be.

Heavens, Grand Kai. You must be very excited to be giving your private lessons to either of these wonderfully skilled fighters.

[to himself] Oh, darn. I did make that little promise, didn't I? I was hopin' they wouldn't remember.