You know, none of us have ever seen a dead Kai before.
Not ever.
And so now...we'll have a big party!
KKKing Kai
Leave me alone!
An Other World Tournament. I think that's just a killer idea, West Kai.
Hah! Why, thank you sir.
And to make things excitin', I'll throw in a free private lesson to whomever brings home the gold, baby!
You mean...the winner of the tournament...
...Gets a lesson...
KKKing Kai
...From you!?
Hey, that sure beats training for ten thousand years, doesn't it?
[to Goku] If I lose in a race against you, then I will approve your participation.
There she goes again...
Indeed.
We can't take her anywhere these days without her finding some excuse to go racing.
Lets see it. It's bound to be more interesting than watching you four bicker.
You both ran a very good race...but the winner is...
[thinking she has won] Oh, I knew it!
Myself!
What does that mean?
We all agree I got here first...and by the rules that means I win!
Yes, but...you didn't even tell me you were going to be a part of this race!
Well you didn't even bother to ask me! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh ha ha ha ha ha ha!
OWOther World Announcer
The winner will receive bragging rights, a gold medal, and...a special private lesson from the Grand Kai!
CContestant
Can't the winner get a good pastry or somethin' else instead? [East Kai smacks the contestant in the back of his head]
Don't you be silly!
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