Sharpner quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Videl

Sharpner, don't tell me you're the Golden Fighter?

Oh, spare me. I don't have time to play superhero. I spent all morning working out my arms.

[Gohan stands up in class] Excellent. A volunteer. Now, I haven't quite learned your name yet.

This is Gohan, the perfect test score boy!

There's really no need to worry, Gohan. Videl can lift even more weights than I can. She's been training her whole life and some say she's as strong as her father now.

[to himself] As strong as her father? Oh. Well, I'm more worried she's as weak as her father.

Videl

[about Gohan] Darn him. Now where'd he go? I thought he was walking behind us.

Erasa

He was...

Look you two, when a geek disappears, you're not supposed to worry about it. It's a good thing.

Videl

Gohan's not a geek. He's a heck of a lot cooler than you, Sharpner.

What!?

Videl

You heard me.

Erasa

Yeah, and he's cuter too.

Yeah, if you like your men scrawny and weak.

Erasa

Videl doesn't need a strong man. She can kick your butt all by herself.

No, she can't.

Erasa

Yes, she can.

Videl

Yes, I can.

Whatever.

Erasa

Hey, there's the Great Saiyaman. Ooh, What if he and Videl have to fight? Just think, the city's two greatest crimefighters in the ring together. Isn't it exciting?

Nah. Nobody with an outfit that stupid looking could be strong enough to get past the first round.