[to Krillin and Bulma] Well, the surprises just don't stop, do they? I've found a couple of Earthlings far from home with no one around to save them! And it appears that you have just what I'm looking for. [about Krillin's dragonball] Hand over the dragonball or die! Come on! Don't do anything stupid! Just hand it over! And I wouldn't intend to escape with it either, because if you tried something like that, the sniveling girl behind you would suffer the consequences. Now hand over that ball. [Zarbon arrives] Looks like we have company.
Zarbon
[softly] Ha ha ha ha ha ha...
[about Zarbon] Wow! He's cute! I'll bet with his brawny good looks, he's come here to rescue me!
Zarbon
Vegeta, did you really think that you could escape me for long?
Zarbon
Ah, another dragonball. How nice of you to track it down for me. Don't tell me you've joined forces with them...
[to Zarbon] Yoo hoo! Ha ha! Thank you for coming to rescue me!
[about Bulma] Ha ha. Idiot.
Zarbon
Those two don't concern me. All I want to know is what you did with the rest of the dragonballs. You can either tell me or you can tell Frieza, your choice.
Zarbon
[softly] Aha ha ha ha ha ha. With pleasure.
Well, get on with your little transformation then.
Zarbon
Eh...
You know perfectly well that you can't possibly defeat me unless you change into that hideous creature.
Zarbon
Alright, now you've done it! No one insults me like that, Vegeta! For someone who looks like you, you have no right to call me hideous! I'd kill you where you stand but Frieza wants me to take you alive. Consider yourself lucky.
Ha. The only thing I'm going to consider is how much pain I make you endure...before I end your pathetic little life. Come on, lets go, ugly! [The battle between Zarbon and Vegeta begins]
Zarbon
Vegeta! You're dead!
Ha ha ha ha ha. Face it Zarbon. You're no match for me. I'm far stronger. Now would be a good time to start begging me to spare your life.
Zarbon
Begging you?! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Your smart mouth won't be so noisy once I crush your skull.
The first and last mistake you made was to underestimate the power of a Saiyan warrior.
Zarbon
Eh...uh...grr...
While so many others grow weaker during battle, we Saiyans become stronger.
Zarbon
[with Vegeta's hand smashed through his stomach] Just give me the dragonballs and I'll let you...
Don't make me laugh Zarbon. I told you. You're no match for my Saiyan strength.
Zarbon
Wait Vegeta...maybe we could team up and take on Frieza together. [Vegeta smashes his arm clean through Zarbon's stomach and out of his back, sending him flying into the Namekian sea for a watery grave] Vegeta!
I say we torch the whole barrel of monkeys. What do you say, Zarbon?
Zarbon
Is it necessary now that King Vegeta's out of the way?
Yes, because when one revolts, the others are sure to follow. You know, monkey see...monkey do. [turns to look at planet Vegeta] Just look at all those lost sheep waiting for the good news from their king.
[Vegeta, Nappa, and Raditz kneel before Frieza, Zarbon, and Dodoria] Greetings, master Frieza. We have returned from the planet Shikk. Everything was done as you desired. They pledged loyalty to you after only three short days.
Hmm. Did they really? I'm surprised it took so long. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Aha aha!
Zarbon
Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Very well, then. You may go away now.
Huh!? Hey, wait! Is that all you're gonna say to us? [Zarbon and Dodoria step forward]
Zarbon
Grr...
We just crushed an entire race of people in only three days, and all you can say is...is-
Tell me, Zarbon, how long do you think it would take you to conquer a planet like Shikk?
Zarbon
Well, I imagine one full day would be enough.
Really? A whole day? It is a tiny planet. Aha ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zarbon
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Grrr....grrr...grrr...grrr...
Is there anything else you'd like to report to me? You do understand I have more significant matters to attend to...
Grrr...you cocky little...grrrr... [Nappa runs at Frieza]
Nappa! [Nappa stops in his tracks and doesn't attack, realizing the futility of his attempt]
Zarbon
Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Zarbon
Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Please, excuse us, master Frieza.
Zarbon
Aha ha ha ha...
Zarbon
[to Frieza, about Vegeta, as Vegeta walks away] What more can you expect...ha ha ha ha...from a monkey. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Grrr... [Vegeta keeps walking away]
Zarbon
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!