Zarbon quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Dodoria

How will I manage to control my fear at this power reading? They're at one thousand each. We shouldn't even bother fighting these guys.

Zarbon

[about the Namekian warriors] Are you certain that their power level is just one thousand each?

Dodoria

[Dodoria checks his scouter] I just can't explain it. Somehow, their power levels' at three thousand now.

Zarbon

[about Elder Muuri] We don't need him. Even without the scouters, it shouldn't be too difficult to find the next village.

Yes, Zarbon. You must've read my mind.

Zarbon

[about Gohan and Krillin] Those two were fairly strong. Whoever they are, I suspect they're the ones who took out our scouts earlier. And if we're not careful, they could cause us even more trouble, perhaps I-

Zarbon.

Zarbon

Huh?

You disappoint me. Could it be your faith in my power is beginning to waver? [Zarbon stares at Frieza as Frieza explodes an entire mountainside with the blink of his eyes] Heh heh heh heh. They are just a minor annoyance Zarbon. Nothing more.

Zarbon

It's been too long. Dodoria should've been back by now. Something must've happened. Maybe I'd better go look for him.

Forget him. If he isn't capable of dealing with two puny pests and a baby Namek, then I don't want him back. Continue your search for the last two dragonballs.

But how will we find the Namek villages without our scouters? We'll have to search this entire planet.

Zarbon

And that's exactly what we'll do. Don't worry Lord Frieza. We'll find them.

I expect nothing less from you Zarbon. Now leave all the dragonballs with me. I'll wait for you back at the ship.

Zarbon

Hmm...

Come to me when you have the final two. And do hurry, I'd like to make my wish before I die of old age.

Vegeta

We finally meet again Zarbon. What a surprise. I've already disposed of that useless Dodoria. Now I plan to do the same thing to you.

Zarbon

What? There's no way you beat Dodoria by yourself.

Vegeta

Aha ha ha ha ha...whatever you say Zarbon.

Zarbon

I say you're lying.

Vegeta

It's easy enough to prove. If you don't believe me, why don't you try me for yourself.

Zarbon

You're a fool. You should know better than to disobey Frieza.

Vegeta

Yes, so I've heard. But unlike you, I've never been suited to the life of a mindless follower. I'm through taking orders. I'm through cowering before Frieza like a dog. And I intend to see him grovel at my feet as soon as I've made my wish.

Zarbon

You mean with the dragonballs...

Vegeta

The winds of change are blowing Zarbon. Soon the power of immortality will be mine. And with it, I will rule this galaxy forever.

Zarbon

You're dreaming. Frieza already has five dragonballs. It won't take us long to find the rest.

Vegeta

Please, you're blind without your scouters. That's a liability I don't share. My powers have improved in more ways than you can ever imagine.

Zarbon

Aha ha ha ha ha ha...so you've learned some new tricks then, it doesn't change a thing. What makes you think your abilities even hold a candle to Frieza's?

Vegeta

I'd say you already know the answer to that question. Dodoria did too. And before he died, he told me everything. Frieza fears the Saiyans, which means he's afraid of me.

Zarbon

Don't flatter yourself. What Frieza feared was the entire Saiyan race rising up against him. All alone you're no threat to anyone.

Vegeta

Well, we'll see.

Zarbon

[softly] Heh heh heh...

Vegeta

So, I'm not strong enough to beat you, huh? Funny, because that's what I thought I was doing. Oh, wait, unless you're trying to tell me you've been holding back.

Zarbon

That's right. You've figured it out. I knew you would.

Vegeta

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! You crack me up! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Zarbon

Go ahead. Laugh if you want. I'm about to wipe that stupid smile right off your face!

Vegeta

Heh!

Zarbon

It's time I showed you my true power, so watch closely. This isn't something I like to do very often. You ever hear the saying beauty is only skin deep? Well, right now, you're only seeing the beauty.

Vegeta

Is that so? Well, pardon me if I hadn't noticed. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What are you going to do? Start making faces at me and hope you scare me away. It's hopeless.

Zarbon

Now, you're being much to hasty Vegeta. Patience. You don't want to spoil the surprise. And it's a good one.

Vegeta

Let's see it!

Zarbon

Alright then. So be it. But consider yourself warned. [Zarbon transforms into his demonic reptilian form] Aah!

Vegeta

Huh! What the!?

Zarbon

Grrrr.... As I said, you only saw the beauty side of me before, now with great pleasure, I introduce you to the beast! [Zarbon begins to pummel Vegeta]

[to himself, about Vegeta] Miserable Saiyan monkey.

Zarbon

Lord Frieza, it's Zarbon.

The door is open. [Zarbon walks in] So, did you find the village?

Zarbon

No. I've come to tell you that I found Vegeta. You won't have to worry about him troubling us again.

Oh, so you say. What makes you sure? Did you use your power of transformation?

Zarbon

Right.

I see. And you know for a fact that he's dead?

Zarbon

Well, I didn't check his pulse, if that's what you mean, but I'm telling you it's highly unlikely he survived. A chance in a million really.

So in other words, you don't really know, do you?

Zarbon

I know that I saw him fall into the water and not get back up again.

You should've gone in after him Zarbon. Now we can't confirm anything just because you didn't want to get wet. That's careless. And, it was careless to try and kill Vegeta before you even questioned him. How do you know he hadn't already found a dragonball and hidden it?

Zarbon

Uh...I'm...I'm sorry Lord Frieza. I'll go back and look for him.

Lord Frieza. I found another one of the villages.

Zarbon

Huh?

But it was completely destroyed by the time I got there. The dragonball was missing.

Missing?

There was one villager left. He said a Saiyan took it.

Zarbon

You were right. Vegeta must've hidden it.

So, I took care of the Namek and got back here as fast as I could.

Zarbon

Eh...

So, you're saying you killed the only witness?

Uh...Lord Frieza. [Frieza performs eye lasers which obliterate Orin]

Take note Zarbon. Because you can expect the same to happen to you if you don't find out where that dragonball is. Do you understand? That is the price of careless mistakes. You had better hope for your sake that Vegeta is alive.

Zarbon

Uh...

Appule!

Yes, my Lord.

Open a line to the home planet. Send word to the Ginyu Force that I want them readied and on their way to Namek, immediately. And tell them they had better not forget their scouters.

Zarbon

Ah...

I'll be expecting them in five days.

Yes Frieza.

Zarbon

The Ginyus? Lord Frieza, are you sure that's necessary? There's no telling what they'll do once they get here. I've got the situation under control. I can handle this without them.

I have a feeling we'll need them sooner than you think.

Zarbon

Why? Is there something I should know about?

I destroyed the Saiyan's planet because I felt that if left unchecked, they might one day pose a serious threat. And it's beginning to look like I was right.

Zarbon

Auh!

Vegeta isn't the only one that concerns me...there are others.

Zarbon

What...what others? Surely you don't mean the one Saiyan and his son that Vegeta fought on Earth? Heh, I don't see how they could possibly worry you. Even combined, they were hardly a match for Vegeta. They're certainly no match for you.

Zarbon, are you telling me that I'm wrong? Is that what I'm hearing?

Zarbon

No.

That's what I thought. Now go find Vegeta! I want that dragonball!

Zarbon

Yes Lord. [Zarbon dashes off]

Vegeta

[barely moving after the beating Zarbon gave him] I won't die like this. The dragonballs are mine. [Zarbon flies right in front of Vegeta's battered body on the ground, locating him once more]

Zarbon

Hm...well well. So you're still alive after all. Lucky for me. But then, I guess it's not such a lucky thing for you now, is it? I'm going to have so much fun making you talk. [Zarbon pulls Vegeta back up by his arm and flies off with him, taking him back to the rejuvenation chamber for questioning]

Zarbon

[about Vegeta's health] How is he?

He's holding steady. I've managed to stabilize his vital signs for now. But he's still in critical condition. He may never regain consciousness.

Zarbon

He's got to make it. You revive him at all costs. Do you understand?

Yes sir.

Zarbon

[to himself] If he doesn't recover, Frieza will have my head.

So then, how is he?

Zarbon

He...he should regain consciousness anytime now.

Good. Then I won't have to kill you.

Zarbon

Yes, Lord. [an explosion occurs inside the ship] Huh...huh...what? What in the blazes was that?

Find out!

Zarbon

Damn! It came from the recovery room!

Well, don't just stand there! [Zarbon and Frieza enter the recovery room to find it demolished along with Vegeta gone]

Zarbon

Huh? He's gone! He must've flown off.

So go after him.

Go now! Do you hear me Zarbon?

Zarbon

I'll...I'll find him!

You'd better, because if you don't find him within the hour, you'll wish you'd never been born!

Zarbon

Vegeta! Vegeta, where are you Saiyan!? Believe me, as soon as I get my hands on you, I'm going to rip you to pieces.

Haven't found him yet have you Zarbon? Just remember, you have one hour to find him before I hold you completely responsible for his escape!

[sees his dragonballs have been stolen by Vegeta] Aah! My dragonballs! Where are my dragonballs?!

Zarbon

Aah! Vegeta! He couldn't've gone that far!

What are you waiting for, you fool?! Don't you think you've disappointed me enough for one day? Get out of my sight! Go find him! Now!

Zarbon

Yes, Lord.

[angrily, to Zarbon] Get your act together! You're a disgraceable warrior! You don't deserve to be near me! Have I left anything out?

Zarbon

No...

Like I said...you have one hour! [slams his tail on the ground]

Zarbon

Yes, Lord.