Cell quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Cell

Now the whole desert is our ring. Let's say the last one standing wins the game.

I see. So it's a fight to the finish.

Cell

Would you have it any other way?

No, I guess not.

I may be giving up, but that doesn't mean the tournament's over. There's still one more person for you to fight.

Cell

You're not serious! Who? One of them!? And exactly which one of these pitiful specimens did you have in mind, Goku? Who? Trunks, Piccolo, Vegeta? Please, don't waste my time.

Krillin

[to Goku, after Goku tosses a senzu bean to Cell] Okay, it's official! You've completely lost it!

Look, Cell's kind of worn out right now. It just wouldn't be fair if Gohan beats him when he isn't at his best, you know.

Yamcha

That...that's Cell up there! Who really cares about being fair!?

Cell

[to himself, about Goku] Heh heh heh heh heh. What a fool. Doesn't he realize...? The only thing he's managed to do here is ensure his son's demise.

We don't have to do this. This fight, Cell...it's meaningless.

Cell

Huh? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! You sound just like your father! Do you honestly think I'll stop my Cell games just because you think they're meaningless?

Yes.

Cell

Well, think again. Let me explain something to you. You have to fight. Unless you beat me here today, I'll destroy the Earth. Now how's that for meaning.

I'm telling you I don't wanna fight anymore, Cell. Even though you're evil...I really have no desire to kill you.

Gohan... let it go. It is not a sin to fight for the right cause. There are those who words alone will not reach. Cell is such a being. I know how you feel, Gohan. You are gentle, you do not like to hurt. I know because I too have learned these feelings, but it is because you cherish life that you must protect it...

Cell

Uh. This sentimental downpour is killing me. It's so nice of you to help, 16. But I plan on doing this my way.

Please, drop your restraints. Protect the life I loved. You have the strength. My scanner sensed it. Just.... let it go... [Cell stomps his foot down on what remained of Android 16's head, killing him]

Cell

Yet another fighter...you could have saved.

16, you loved life. You gave everything up to save it. And you were just an Android. I let you die...I can't do that...I won't watch anymore. I...I feel it slipping. And I won't watch this anymore! [Gohan erupts with rage]

Cell

You are making the same mistake Trunks did, boy. Don't think you can beat me just by powering up.

Cell

Don't get too confident, for I have yet to show you young warrior what I'm truly capable of. But you will see soon enough.

Can it.

Cell

Huh!? Ah, a cheeky one. Well then, let's see how you fare against me when I fight at full strength!

Cell

[after charging up to his maximum] So kid, are you impressed by what you see?

Is that all you've got?

Cell

[to Gohan] Ten more seconds and the Earth will be gone. I guess we'll call this game a draw!

[Cell is about to explode] Hey, you put up a good fight, Gohan. I'm proud of you.

What? Daddy?

Take care of your mother for me. She needs you. Tell her that I had to do this, Gohan.

Ah!

Goodbye, my son.

Piccolo

Goku!

Cell

No! Don't! [Goku uses his instant transmission to teleport the exploding Cell away from Earth]

No! Come back!

Krillin

Goku!

Vegeta

Uh!

Piccolo

Ah!

Trunks

Uh!

Yamcha

Ah!

Tien

Uh!

[Goku teleports to King Kai's planet with the exploding Cell] Aah! Goku! What have you done? Are you out of your mind?

Sorry guys. This is the only place I could think to bring him.

Well, you could've called first!

Cell

Aah! Aah! [Cell explodes, killing Goku, King Kai, Bubbles, and Gregory along with him]

Vegeta

At last...it's over.

Cell

Wrong. It's over when I say it's over! [Cell smacks Vegeta away with one jab]

Cell

Vegeta!

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!

Trunks

[Trunks senses Cell behind him] Hm? Hey, mom...would you mind going inside now?

What? Inside? But why? [comical] Ah...where is she, Trunks? I know you...who has a new girlfriend? Aha ha...

Trunks

Mom.

[serious] Huh? Trunks? [Bulma runs away]

Trunks

Come on out, Cell. I know you're here.

Cell

Huh!?

Trunks

You're so lame, sneakin' around like the boogeyman. What's your plan, Cell? To kill me and take my time machine to the past? You're having trouble finding the androids, huh? I bet you just long to absorb them.

Cell

What!? How do you know all this?

Trunks

I read your palm, big guy. You have a short lifeline.

Cell

Grr...so, you're a joker, huh!? Well, I don't like your jokes. I subscribe to a different kind of amusement than you Earthlings.

Trunks

Yeah, I know how you get your kicks, Cell. But it's not going to happen anymore and I'm going to see to that.

Cell

You shouldn't be throwing your life away like this. No one will know. Just let me leave.

Trunks

There is someone watching. And laughing. A friend of mine that you killed in the past. He's someone I could never let down.

Cell

Don't worry. You'll be seeing your friend shortly.

Trunks

We'll see about that.

Cell

Yes we will. You won't be alone. There's a long list. Now you too will be a part of me. That's right. I'm going to suck you up. Your energy will be refreshing. A nice treat to start off my journey in the time machine.

Trunks

Enough, you freak!

Cell

Don't you shush me, you little punk!

Trunks

You're overconfident, Cell.

Cell

There's no reason not to be. I've come across thousands like you.

Trunks

Yes you have. But count me as the last!

It's sad. Even in death, you refuse to learn.

Cell

Ha ha ha!

It's Goku!

That's right, Frieza. I'm stopping you again!

Oh, but now the odds are stacked in my favor! Seven to one is good odds, wouldn't you say, boys? [The Ginyu Force appears behind Frieza and poses]

Cell

[The villains are behind bars in hell] This stinks.

They could at least let us take showers.

Does anybody want ta arm wrestle? [all the other villains tell Recoome to shut up]

[about Goku] He's not that great. I know I could've beat him if I didn't lose both of my legs! Lousy, no good Saiyan monkey! [Frieza sticks his tongue out]

Cell

Who's Goku fighting with? That imp's giving him a tougher fight than I did and he quit against me.

I don't know, but I do like that pink.

He sure packs a wallop.