Cell quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Cell

Fascinating. Yes, this would be a rare match indeed.

Vegeta

If you don't run away...

Cell

Move along kid. I don't have the patience to deal with you right now, you young punk!

Trunks

You'll need a lot more than patience to deal with me.

Cell

From the looks of it 16, I'd say your batteries are running low. Now, thanks to Vegeta, I will finally reach the perfection that my designer intended.

Krillin

Vegeta...I should've known.

Cell

Yes, he is a brave one. Incredibly stupid, but brave nonetheless.

Vegeta

Don't tell me you're satisfied swatting flies like him. Heh. Guess a guy like you needs any victory he can get. From the way you've been carrying on, I was expecting a true challenge. If that's your idea of perfect, I might as well go home.

Cell

I'm sorry to hear that. I was hoping you'd stay. Destroying you would be a decent warmup.

Vegeta

Uh? Alright, but this time don't whine when I beat you.

Cell

I won't.

Cell

Don't you think Vegeta is right where he belongs? With his face...in the mud! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Trunks

It's all over Cell.

Cell

Well, I've heard that one before.

Cell

Looks like you've saved Vegeta for now.

Trunks

Huh?

Cell

What? Thought I didn't see, huh?

Trunks

Grr...why'd you let me?

Cell

Isn't it obvious? I'm interested in you, not him. I can kill him anytime I want.

Trunks

Not if I can help it.

Cell

Your loyalty to your father is a sign of weakness, Trunks. It will be your downfall. But enough about your weakling father. I'd much rather address my fight with you.

Cell

It's a shame Vegeta isn't here to see that you have surpassed his power.

Trunks

As long as I have the power to destroy you Cell, that's all that matters to me.

Cell

Hmm...

Trunks

Your kind ruined my future. And I'll sacrifice everything to change it.

Trunks

You can finish me if you want. I've failed.

Cell

Hmm...how very gracious of you.

Trunks

Wait. Tell me. What is the real purpose of this tournament? What are you really going to do? Cell, I know what you androids are like. I'm sure this is some sort of a trick. Just a trap to get us all in one place, right?

Cell

Oh, must you always treat everything like it's the end of the world? There is no secret purpose. I simply want to get as much out of this planet as I can before I destroy it. I have proven that I am unstoppable. Neither you or your friends are any threat to me now. However, there is one that I want to test my complete power against. I want you to bring me Goku. This tournament is sure to be a guaranteed hit. Everyone will be watching me. I just can't wait to see that look of panic and fear.

Trunks

Eh!

Cell

That's it. That's the look. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Until then.

Cell

Right here is where the fate of the universe will be determined. So what do you think?

I don't know. Seems kind of puny if it's supposed to decide all that, wouldn't you say?

Cell

Heh heh heh heh heh heh.

You're not the first person to try to rule the universe with a sword of injustice. They all failed. And so will you.

I've spent months preparing for the day I'd face you in your final form. I've come a long way Cell.

Cell

[pause] So have I.

Cell

[to himself, about Hercule] His ignorance is painful.

[after breaking some ceramic tiles] Cell, you see these pieces of busted tile on the ground...heh heh...well that's what I'm gonna do...to your face!

Cell

As I'm sure you know by now, I've been waiting for this. Killing the helpless quickly grows old. Heh heh. I'm counting on you for amusement while I test my body.

I hear you're designed to use all of our techniques against us.

Cell

Perfection.

There's no way you can beat me with your stolen fighting techniques. Now, give up.

Cell

Hmph. No, not yet. It's over when I say it's over.

[after Goku dodges a Kamehameha from Cell] You know, that blast would've completely destroyed the Earth if I hadn't flown up and diverted it.

Cell

Yeah, maybe so. But I knew you would do something heroic to save it.

Heh heh. Oh I see, so you were counting on me.

Cell

Well don't get the wrong idea. I don't care one bit about this planet or its filthy people. But without it, there'd be no one to kill!