Goku quotes from Dragon Ball Z

That's the last of the bean tacos.

Oh oh! Beans give me gas!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You just ate a pot full.

What is it?

I'm not an "it," you lunkhead.

Hey, it's a little grasshopper man.

Yeah, so what?

Little grasshopper man? Ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Who do you think you are? I heard what you said about King Kai! So you don't think he's for real, huh?

No, his methods just bug me.

Ha ha ha ha ha...I get it...my methods "bug" him...ha ha ha...

Goku, Gregory will be your next test. Are you ready?

Uh...a bug?

Hey, buddy! I'm a grasshopper.

But King Kai, I thought you were going to train me personally.

You'll take on just about anyone these days, won't you? How am I supposed to work with a guy like this who doesn't know the first thing about showing respect for his elders?

The Saiyan leaders were more than happy to send specimens of their race into the great unknown. They knew that when the babies grew up, they would extinguish any and all inhabitants of the planet they landed on.

I'd like to extinguish them!

Only four Saiyans survived the destruction of planet Vegeta, and you are one of them.

No! I'm not one of them! I'll never be!

Easy now. Listen, you might despise your heritage, but at this point, the fact that you are a Saiyan is a great asset.

Ahh! Oh no!

W...what? What's wrong?

I forgot to include in my calculations the time it's going to take you to get back to Earth on Snake Way.

What?! But King Kai, I thought that you were just going to zap me back to Earth. What? You gotta be kidding me right? It took me nearly a year to get here you know.

Yes, but um...uh...after your training you'll be much faster. You should be able to make it back on Snake Way within two days if you go all out.

No! But that means I'll get there a day late. It'll all be over by then! I can't do that!

That's enough Goku! I'm not perfect, now am I? Even I make mistakes.

Ha! Ha! [Goku keeps charging]

Vegeta

Power level's eight thousand! How? Wait, it's over nine!

Nappa

Vegeta, what did you say his power level is?

Vegeta

It's over nine thousand! Ha! [Vegeta takes off his scouter and crushes it in his hand]

Nappa

Nine thousand!? There's no way that can be right! It can't!

Don't be so sure. I'll have you know I was trained in the art of Kaioken!

Vegeta

Huh? Kaioken?

Nappa

Kaio-whatever! Who cares!? I'm still gonna crush you! I don't care what you've learned!

Nappa

I'm the second strongest Saiyan in the universe!

Ha. Well, if your friend is stronger than you, then I'd say that makes you the third strongest.

Nappa

Ha, ha ha! Kakarot! I'm gonna rip you apart! [Goku dodges all of Nappa's attacks]

Vegeta

It's strange. Just a year ago, he couldn't beat Raditz and now he's making sport of Nappa.

Nappa

I hate you! [angrily throws a rock at Goku]

[Goku dodges the rock with ease] You hate losing. You're not used to fighting someone stronger than you!

Nappa

You're not stronger than me, you little runt! Your strength was tested when you were a baby! You're a third class Saiyan! I'm a Saiyan elite, you low class dog!

Vegeta

Nappa, don't be a fool! Calm down! How do you expect to win when you're so mad you can't even see straight!? Now settle down! Use your head!

Nappa

I...I...I can't move my legs.

Krillin

Wow Goku, I think you really hurt that guy. He's not getting up.

[to Vegeta] He won't be fighting anymore. I suggest you take him back to wherever you came from and get him some help.

Vegeta

[to himself] He's so confident. How could he achieve that drastic increase in power and speed?

Krillin

Hey Goku, how did you do that? That was one of the most amazing attacks I've ever seen. What was it?

Oh...it's the Kaioken attack. It's like a massive upsurge of energy. Everything is heightened, power, speed, even hearing and vision improve dramatically. You sort of become a super-self. But it can only be sustained for a short time, so you have to get the job done quickly.

Krillin

That's so great! Do you think you'll be able to teach me how to do a move like that someday, maybe, huh?

Maybe.

Vegeta

As usual, I have to do everything myself.

Krillin

Why didn't you use that Kaioken to attack him in the first place Goku? Heh, with a move like that, you could've taken him out anytime you wanted to.

That's true. I could have, but the problem is there's always a chance that the increase in energy could've destroyed my body. But I'm still here, aren't I? Yeah.

Nappa

Vegeta, give me your hand. I can't get up...uh...uh... [Vegeta grabs Nappa's hand] uh...oh...thank you...ehe...heh...

Vegeta

Sure. It's the least I can do, Nappa. Ha! [Vegeta hurls Nappa into the air]

Nappa

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Vegeta

Maybe you won't be such a disappointment...when you're dead!

Nappa

Ah!

Vegeta

Ha!

Wow! This is intense!

Dad, what's happening?!

Krillin

Whoah! That guy's powering up! Hang on!

Vegeta

Goodbye. Grrr.....grrr...grr.....grr......ha!

Nappa

[Vegeta emits a blast from his body that hits Nappa in midair] Aah! No! No! Vegeta!

Vegeta

Hoo ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Nappa

Aah....oh....! [Nappa dies in midair from Vegeta's attack]

Vegeta

You can waste all the time you want with your pathetic goodbyes, but you're simply postponing the inevitable.

[about Vegeta] It's too bad! It seems he's totally determined to end things this way! He sure would make a good sparring partner! [Krillin raises his hand to shake Goku's] Hm?

Krillin

Hey Goku, you're my friend. We grew up together. Just make sure that...that we both grow old together too. [Goku holds Krillin's hand]

Right. I couldn't have asked for a better best friend than you Krillin!

Vegeta

Kakarot, I have a proposition for you. I'm only going to say this once, so listen carefully. I, Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyans, would like to offer you, Kakarot, the opportunity to stand beside me in this conquest. With Nappa gone, I could use a good man. Think about it. We would rule the planets. You could have anything you desired. There's no one in the universe that could touch us. Nothing would be out of your grasp. Well, what do you say Kakarot?

I have everything I could ever want right here on Earth, so I'll have to say, no thanks. Besides, I've seen how you treat your partners, not much job security.

Vegeta

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Alright then, so be it. You had your chance.

Good thing it's over. Isn't it?

Well, at this particular moment, things are looking pretty good. I don't think he's enjoying himself.

Wow, how cool! Standing together. The Earth's greatest defenders.

Not quite. That didn't stop him. Just slowed him down a little. I think he'll be coming back soon.

Uh...you sure?

Uhuh.

See you Goku. Looks like you got it all under control! [Yajirobe runs away]