Dragon Ball Z · Season 1, Episode 19
Alright. That's enough. Who are you?
Huh? Hey, are you...? No, you couldn't be.
I am who I am. Guess who? Go on, guess. It rhymes with pie. Hmmm..hmm..hmm..hmm...got it? I'm King Kai.
Uh!? Then who is he?
Him? He's my favorite monkey, Bubbles.
Ehe he he he he. I see. I thought he was a little strange.
Did you just call my friend Bubbles strange? Like you're not.
What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches, one watches cells!
Okay kid, you're in. When I'm through with you, you'll be a real prince of comedy. You'll have no equal in the art of delivering a punch line. They'll call you the prince of punch. How does that grab you?
But, King Kai, I came here for training in the martial arts.
At least after six months of training, you're not acting like a crybaby anymore.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, Piccolo, is it really true that you fought against my father a long time ago?
Yes, but that fight's not finished yet. I have to take care of these two Saiyans first, then your father's next on my list.
You don't have to fight my daddy. There's no need to now because I can tell that you've changed and you're not such a nasty person anymore.
Grrr...
You're like one of the family man. Yeah, you're kinda like my big green uncle.
Uh...uh!? You talk way too much kid. Be quiet and go to sleep. Tomorrow's lesson's gonna be the hardest one you've had yet.
Good night.
[to himself, while Gohan is asleep] Grr...big green uncle!?
That's the last of the bean tacos.
Oh oh! Beans give me gas!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You just ate a pot full.
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