Doug quotes

[pissed off] DOUGLAS!!!

[takes the Shakespeare book] Let go, boy.

Huh? [sees the Shakespear book destroyed, gasps and got pissed off] Do you know what this is, You stupid Curr?! A Shakespeare first Poem was at the museum! (to the puppy angrily) Let go!

[eats the paper and swallows it which pisses Judy off]

[shrieking] He ate Shakespear! I'm having a heart attack. [furiously turns red with anger and angrily grabs Doug by the shirt] YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THAT BEAST!!!

I can't watch it all the time. When do I get to have fun?

I don't care! He's your responsibility!

Mr. Bone?! But we left him back in Elementary school.

Skeeter

Bone?! Again?!

Roger

Oh, this is a bad dream. Somebody pinch me! [his friends pinch him] Ow, hey, cut it out!

Playtime's over, people! The bone... is back!

What have we here? Loiters? You want to get to class, misters, or do you want a nice big detention slip!?

How did I get into this mess?

Very expensive.

Dear Journal, hi, it's me, Doug.

Roger

Sayonara, suckers!

This is going on your permanent record!

Skeeter

Cool, man!

Skeeter

Hey Doug! Honk-honk!

[whenever someone calls his journal a diary] It's a JOURNAL!

Roger

Hey, Funnie!

That's me... Hey!

Roger

Joey Cucamonga! (only said once in the Nickelodeon series)

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