[First lines]
DDoug
Dear Journal. Remember Me? Doug Funnie. It seems like years since I've written but it doesn't since the beginning of summer.
S5 E1Doug's Last Birthday
DDoug
Hopping Whopping Wieners turned out to be a stinky idea, so we bailed and went to Beebe's house.
JJudy
Don't you remember when you were two? You cancelled it because of a dirty diaper, and then five the infamous trike, episode 6, the clown. Seventh, pony. Eight, Grandma Opal, ninth---
DDoug
Okay, okay, you made your point!
S5 E16Doug's Hot Dog
JJudy
[pissed off] DOUGLAS!!!
DDoug
[takes the Shakespeare book] Let go, boy.
JJudy
Huh? [sees the Shakespear book destroyed, gasps and got pissed off] Do you know what this is, You stupid Curr?! A Shakespeare first Poem was at the museum! (to the puppy angrily) Let go!
BBaker
[eats the paper and swallows it which pisses Judy off]
JJudy
[shrieking] He ate Shakespear! I'm having a heart attack. [furiously turns red with anger and angrily grabs Doug by the shirt] YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THAT BEAST!!!
DDoug
I can't watch it all the time. When do I get to have fun?
JJudy
I don't care! He's your responsibility!
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