Hey, uh, Funnie.
DDoug
Yeah?
I'm-I'm counting on you.
S3 E1Doug's Fat Cat / Doug and Patti, P.I.
DDoug
Stinky is a girl? Roger, why didn't you tell me?
Well, how was I supposed to know?
KMrs. Klotz
Son, we're way past due for a very important talk.
S3 E2Doug is Slave for a Day / Doug Rocks the House
DDoug
[hands Patti a doorknob] It's for you. It's just something I thought would help you remember-
The Pattersons?
DDoug
The Pattersons, what?
It's the Pattersons' door knocker. They were our next door neighbors.
DDoug
Boy, I can't even get the right door knocker.
No Doug. I'd like to keep it, if that's okay with you.
DDoug
To remind you of how dumb I am?
No... to remind me of how sweet you are.
DDoug
Huh?
[She hugs him]
S3 E8Doug's Cartoon / Doug's Monster Movie
Why if everybody thought of what they say, well, everything will be all higgledy piggledy. Isn't that right, Funnie?
DDoug
Yes, sir. All higgledy piggledy.
Oh, why didn't you say so? Hello? Why, Mr. Buttsavage, how was your vaca- You thought it would be what? [to Doug] He saw the cartoon. You really are in trouble, mister. [to Mr. Buttsavage] Why, of course I get the joke. Ha ha, I thought it would be pretty funny too. Yes, I will, Mr. Buttsavage! Goodbye. [to Doug again] Well, young man. I just saved your fanny. Yessir, you can spend a long time in detention if I hadn't done some fast talking. In fact, I convinced Mr. Buttsavage to like your cartoon. So, just be grateful.
S3 E10Doug Inc. / Doug's Nightmare on Jumbo Street
DDoug
That's it? That's the monster? Look, you can see the zipper in the back. [laughs]
S3 E12Doug and the Yard of Doom / Doug's Garage Band
Boy, you guys should've told me earlier.
DDoug
I know. I was embarrassed, I guess.
I could've given you another one to play with.
DDoug
[shocked] Another one?
Sure. My dad gets these free from work. Here, take a whole box of them.
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