[Roger, who has a crush on Judy, is planning to re-enact the famous balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet.]
[about to climb ladder to the window] It is the sun! And... and... Judy is the East!
DDoug
Psst! Roger... Roger!
[climbing ladder] It is my lady! O, it is my love! O, that she knew she were! Won't you come to the window, my love?
[Mrs. Dink lifts the window blind]
Nice try, Romeo. But you're about thirty years too late.
[Roger screams and falls off the ladder into the bushes]
DDoug
Our house is over there, Roger.
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