"Say, Tippy. Wanna shag some balls?"
“Doug Cant' Dance and Doug Gets Busted” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Douglas Doug Funnie (2), Mr. Dink (2), Roger Klotz (1), Mrs. Dink (1)
(Doug is writing in his journal.)
DDoug
"Dear Diary, it's me... Doug. The school dance felt like it happened a long time ago, but I remember it like it was only yesterday. It all began... Well, this afternoon!"
"Trying on your costume for the big dance tonight? What are you? A pile of manure?!"
'Mr. Dink: "Do you remember the first time I asked you to dance?"
"Yes."
"And do you remember what you said?"
"Yes. 'Go away and leave me alone.'"
"Oh, you do remember! But you finally said 'yes' at our senior prom! As I recall, I swept you right off your feet."
"And into the refreshment table."
"Still, wasn't that hospital really nice?"
DDoug
I hope Skeeter and me become best friends-[Porkchop begins growling]-best humans friends!
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