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Duck in “Jobs”

Duck GuyVoiced by Baker Terry

You need to be more aggressive. That’s how you get ahead in the workplace.

[takes megaphone; looks to employees]

Attention freaks it’s me! We're supposed to be getting our jobs started today. How do we get out of here, or away from YOU immediately? [the employees continue working, ignoring Duck's request] How strange! They're pretending they don't respect me.

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