BBriefcase
Almost forgot my briefcase!
Look, he’s one of those guys who has one of himself.
“Jobs”
In this episode: Red Guy (3), Yellow Guy (2), Duck Guy (1)
BBriefcase
Keep going, Unemployed Brendan.
BBrendan
Why can’t you just call me Brendan?! My name is Brendan!
BBriefcase
Oh, don't be like that!
BBrendan
This isn't fair! [punches wall] OW! My HAND!
Are you alright?
BBrendan
What did you say to me?!
I said "is your hand alright?"
BBrendan
Are you gonna publish my novel?!
No.
BBrendan
Then leave me ALONE!
You need to be more aggressive. That’s how you get ahead in the workplace.
[takes megaphone; looks to employees]
Attention freaks it’s me! We're supposed to be getting our jobs started today. How do we get out of here, or away from YOU immediately? [the employees continue working, ignoring Duck's request] How strange! They're pretending they don't respect me.
EEmployee
I like my child, but not as much as I like… lasagna!
You’re just jealous cause I’m actually good at it. And I look like a smart boy in my outfit.
Working hard or hardly working, eh?
You didn’t wash your hands.
Yeah, so what? Somebody else will do it.
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