Briefcase
Keep going, Unemployed Brendan.
Brendan
Why can’t you just call me Brendan?! My name is Brendan!
Briefcase
Oh, don't be like that!
Brendan
This isn't fair! [punches wall] OW! My HAND!
Red Guy
Are you alright?
Brendan
What did you say to me?!
Red Guy
I said "is your hand alright?"
Brendan
Are you gonna publish my novel?!
Red Guy
No.
Brendan
Then leave me ALONE!
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