Well, sorry we didn't get to hang out much. I guess there's always computer day next year.
DuckYeah. Don't close our tabs. I want to see that skeleton.
Voiced by Baker Terry
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared · 53 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: in 26 of its 53 quotes
Most scenes with: Red Guy (22), Yellow Guy (19), Colin (3)
Scenes with Duck Guy 23
DuckDuckYOU IDIOT!
What? Don’t say that to me! I didn’t mean to!
DuckOh, shut up!
Hey, don't talk to him like that.
DuckWhat? Turn on me?!
You said- You said you weren’t going to talk to him like that anymore!
DuckHE RUINED IT! I’M NEVER GOING TO SEE THAT SKELETON!
Oh, boo-hoo, here we go again-
I HATE YOU! (He smashes a bottle into Duck's face, while the latter shouts in pain)
Wha- I'M DEALING WITH IT! (He throws a bottle into Yellow Guy's face)
(The screen cuts to black with the friends yelling over each other)
NOW IM P*SSED! LETS GO! I'M SLIPPED!
DuckWHEN YOU DO THINGS YOU NEVER THING TWICE ABOUT IT! (The sounds of punches go flying)
MY FAULT!?!
Duck: COME HERE!
(More punches go flying)
YOU'LL NEVER EVER TALK TO MY FRIEND LIKE THAT ANYMORE!!!
DuckYOU LITTLE PIG!
yellow guy: GET BACK FROM ME!
(the sounds of a machine gun fire)
GET AWAY!
DuckYOU BASTARDS!
YOU MORONS, I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Oh really!?
(chainsaw sound heading toward the two)
DuckNO!
Yellow guy: ARGGHHH-
(Duck and yellow guy scream)
TTape
Lesson number 40: reverse parallel parking on an incline. Firstly, you'll need to-
How about this one?
TTape
Lesson number 92: dominating the road. Handbrake turns around tight corners at high speed are a great way to impress new colleagues and intimidate-
What? No! Where's lesson one?
Oh well.
DuckYeah, you gave it your best shot.
Ah, what about this one.
TTape
Lesson number 1.
Yes, here we go.
TTape
First things first.
Okay.
TTape
And this is very important.
Yeah.
TTape
Before you even set foot in a vehicle, you'll need to pick out a name for your personalised license plate. Anything at all except DJ B1NBA6Z with the I as a 1, the G as a 6 and the S as a Z cause THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF GETTING!
DuckNow I'll never know if Grolton made his appointment!
Obviously he will. He always does.
DuckWhat do you mean?
Grolton always makes his appointment and no matter what happens, they start the next episode back at home.
CCar
Where's my special drink? For my condition?
Erm... I think someone might have drunk it all.
CCar
Urgh... I need that!
DuckOh, let's just turn back.
No, look, we'll make you some more. How hard can it be? What's in it?
CCar
It is forged far beneath the earth with the last remnants of the ancient ones.
I changed my mind, I want to go home.
No!
DuckI want to watch the end of Grolton and Hovris.
No! We're so close!
DuckTo what?
WE CAN'T GO BACK! I'm not going back to that house! There has to be something! Anything!
DuckOkay, one across. The clue is opposite of down, two letters. Hm, that's a tricky one.
Opposite of down... hm... try above.
DuckAbove. A-B-OVE, no.
Hey, I know. It's when you can't remember that over the top of you, there's bigger ones, that are bigger and bigger. And then over the top of it, there's a smaller one on all of it at the top of that.
Now tell me, could you make a phone call on a phone that was just made of out of rocks and soil?
No, probably not.
Go on, try it!
Why?
Try it!
Okay, fine.
Try it!
All right! Uh, no. Yeah it doesn't work.
(Phone Rings)
Oh, no, actually it does. Hello?
Oh, that's because my real phone is inside! You see?
Not really.
DuckThat's a weird thing to do.
Yeah, you're going to break your phone.
I am powered by my batteries!
DuckBatteries, of course!
Oh yeah, just like me.
DuckNo stupid, you're not run by batteries. Isn't he stupid?
He sure is.
No, I am have batteries. See?
Oh god.
DuckThey reek.
When was the last time you changed those, friend?
Changed them? Into what?
No, you need to put fresh ones in every now and then to keep energy-
DuckYours look nice and new, let's swap.
BRBig Red Guy
Oh, there you are.
I'm not sure we've met.
BDBig Duck
Ha, good one. We've been waiting for you.
Have you? You seem...
BDBig Duck
Big?
BRBig Red Guy
Yeah we're big boys.
BDBig Duck
Big Boys.
BRBig Red Guy
Big Boys. Try and keep up, mate.
No, I think I get it. You're quite big.
BDBig Duck
Yeah. And we're so big, we don't just sit around and learn about one subject at a time.
BRBig Red Guy
Yeah that's for dummies and wimps.
Really? Okay, great.
BRBig Red Guy
We do two at once.
Right, well...
BDBig Duck
What's wrong? I thought you were up for pushing the boundaries.
Yeah but two at once...
Guys? What's- what's happening?
DuckThere you are, you greedy battery hog.
Yeah, get him.
Wait, there's something I need to show you!
DuckGive... them...
No!
(Duck takes out Yellow Guy's batteries)
Aargh!
And that's why we can't live without electricity! Whoop!
DuckWell? What did you want to show us? What on earth are you holding?
Uh, I... it's, uh...
DuckYes?
Something... shreddible. Haha!
(Red Guy and Duck cheer as Yellow Guy shreds the book)
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