Well, that's not bad, but you left a few of the roots there, sweetheart. Now, if you wanna get somewhere in this job, you gotta be willing to go all the way, if we're on the same track.
Now, now, just relax, you're too tense. Whadya say we go out for a few brews, and later on I'll jump on your scales and you can tell me how much I weigh, if you know what I mean.
I mean no! I'm not interested! I find the things you talk about personally offensive, and I hope this doesn't interfere with my being able to work here.
You're obviously a very attractive female. Would you please describe for us what your were wearing in the time of the incident? Was it seductive or revealing?
Look, sweet cheeks, ain't this whole thing a part of some twisted sexual fantasy of yours? A fantasy that might also include being alone on a deserted island? Yes, yes... One with scores of scantily-clad young females and they're smearin' marmalade all over ya and...
[reading the speech] "And let that be known that Foreman Harris is a great guy. Monica's been a troublemaker as long as I've known, and I'm pretty sure she cheats on her taxes. Stop here, look up, smile." [does exactly what the paper says]
Oh, and another thing: I don't see why she ever needed a job. A female's place is in the home, taking orders from her husband. In the Sinclair household, when I say jump, my wife says how high. [realizes Fran is standing behind him] Hi!
I watched on TV what you said about Monica, and it's not the Monica I know. She's an honest, responsible individual who would never mislead anybody.
OLMr. Otto Lynch
And we'd like to believe your testimony, Mrs. Sinclair. However, I have evidence that when you were just a young girl, you lived with this older man! [shows a picture of a male dinosaur] Without benefit of marriage!
Robbie, you have feelings for this girl, but you're breaking up with her just because of a lot of rumors. Does that make sense? When I first met your father, a lot of my friends told me he had no ambition, he was lazy and he would stay a tree-pusher all his life! Now were they right?
Fine, son. Go ahead, ruin my life! But if you decide to end this important relationship, you should realize that somebody's heart may be broken. And you have to do the decent thing, and handle it face to face.
A big, scary boss's feelings are at stake here! [to Robbie] You go and apologize to Mr. Richfield right now! Apologize to him profusely! And tell him that I tried to talk you out of it!
Well, gosh, sir. Now that the two lovebirds are back together, maybe we can rekindle the beautiful friendship that's grown between us these past few days?
Yo, Sinclair! Boy, have I got news for you. Turns out I was wrong - first time for everything, huh? Uh, Wendy here's not an eater after all. It seems it was her old dad all along. And everybody's okay, no harm done, so I think the best thing right now would be a kiss.
[Spike leans towards Wendy, but she grabs him by the snout and stops him]
WRWendy Richfield
You wanna spread some stories? Tell them about this.
Err, listen dad - I'm sorry I challenged you. I thought getting to do everything I wanted would be great, but... this whole thing has taught me a valuable lesson.
You see, son, it is one of my responsibilities as a parent to wean you from life's joy, and prepare you for the relentless heartache that is adulthood.
Stay tuned after Father Knows Nothing for the premiere of Dad's A Big Moron, and then at 9:00 it's more hijinks with Simpleton Father, followed by Brain Dead Dad.
