Mr. Mason Dixon quotes from Dinosaurs

Mr. Mason Dixon

Look, sweet cheeks, ain't this whole thing a part of some twisted sexual fantasy of yours? A fantasy that might also include being alone on a deserted island? Yes, yes... One with scores of scantily-clad young females and they're smearin' marmalade all over ya and...

B.P. Richfield

Mr. Dixon!

Mr. Mason Dixon

Could I have a moment please?

Mr. Mason Dixon

[about Monica] We need someone to discredit her. Know anyone?

B.P. Richfield

[roaring into the camera] SINCLAIR! IN HERE, NOW! [Earl, watching at home, promptly panics and runs for the courthouse]

Earl

[bursting into the trial out of breath] You called, sir?

B.P. Richfield

Sinclair, we need you to testify.

Earl

But I don't know what to say.

B.P. Richfield

Aw, just say whatever comes into your mind. [hands Earl a sheet of paper] Here's what's gonna come into your mind.

Fran

I watched on TV what you said about Monica, and it's not the Monica I know. She's an honest, responsible individual who would never mislead anybody.

And we'd like to believe your testimony, Mrs. Sinclair. However, I have evidence that when you were just a young girl, you lived with this older man! [shows a picture of a male dinosaur] Without benefit of marriage!

Fran

That's my father!

Mr. Mason Dixon

All the more disgusting!

Earl

[in a German accent] Fran, is this true?

Fran

Are you all insane?!

Oh, it gets worse, Mrs. Sinclair. I also have a picture of you sitting on his lap!