Monica quotes from Dinosaurs

B.P. Richfield

My, that's a lovely handbag.

Monica

Excuse me?

B.P. Richfield

I was just complimentin' your handbag.

Monica

I don't have a handbag. I don't have hands.

B.P. Richfield

Well, then, let me compliment your lovey... [Earl points to Monica's necklace] Neck! [Earl makes a small sign] Small. Neck-small. My, my, that's a lovely neck-small.

Monica

[a bit offended] Thank you.

B.P. Richfield

Uh, sounds like a... [Earl points to himself] Moron? [Earl groans in frustration] WHAT?!?

Earl

Necklace!

B.P. Richfield

Necklace! Necklace! M-m-my, that's a lovely necklace!

Monica

Excuse me, but what does my necklace have to do with getting this job?

B.P. Richfield

It's just that you're such a dainty little thing, and tree-pushin' requires such strength, and a large degree of technical knowledge.

Monica

I'm sure it's way over my head, but hypothetically, will I be knocking down trees like those outside?

B.P. Richfield

Aw, come on! I already said you have a nice necklace, now take it own outta here!

Monica

Oh! [shakes her head, causing the entire trailer to shake]

B.P. Richfield

When can ya start?

Well, that's not bad, but you left a few of the roots there, sweetheart. Now, if you wanna get somewhere in this job, you gotta be willing to go all the way, if we're on the same track.

Monica

I beg your pardon?

Well, I'm just sayin' if you wanna make points with the foreman, it's gonna take a lot of late nights, if you hear what I'm sayin'.

Monica

Let's just confine our comments to the job!

Now, now, just relax, you're too tense. Whadya say we go out for a few brews, and later on I'll jump on your scales and you can tell me how much I weigh, if you know what I mean.

Monica

No!

What do you mean no?!

Monica

I mean no! I'm not interested! I find the things you talk about personally offensive, and I hope this doesn't interfere with my being able to work here.

I have over a hundred witnesses that will testify that for the past 22 years, you have in fact been a prostitute!

Monica

I have not!

Oh, sorry. My mistake, everyone here the word prostitute?

You're obviously a very attractive female. Would you please describe for us what your were wearing in the time of the incident? Was it seductive or revealing?

Monica

It was a hardhat and a work shirt, and I don't appreciate the insinuation that I somehow asked for this type of behavior.

I'm insinuating no such thing. Now, could you please describe for us in detail what kind of underwear you have on at the moment?

Monica

I don't understand how that's relevant.

Well, ma'am, if you understood the relevancy of it, you'd be a male!