Ethyl and Fran in “Unfinished Business”

Ethyl

I can't believe they use that kind of language on television. Don't they know that kids are watching?

Fran

Mother, this is an important real-life event. This will make the kids think.

Ethyl

I don't want the kids to think. I want the kids to watch safe little situation comedies, with time-tested repetitive storylines.