Dexter's Laboratory Season 1 quotes

[Gasp!] Dee Dee? [Dexter's belt turns red] ?eeD eeD [!psaG]

Ah... Now I can get some work done in peace.

Hey Dexter, can you please pass the atomizer?

Oh certainly. [He then screams in shock]

All right, how the heck did you get in here?! Did you get in through the 2-Dimensional Facial Filter? [He presses a button and Dee Dee is compacted down a narrow passageway] Yes! [Dee Dee now completely flat suddenly walks up to Dexter]

No.

Did you get in through the secret Molecular Disconfiguration Access Port? [He tosses Dee Dee inside and Dee Dee is absorbed. Dee Dee appears next to Dexter.]

No.

A ha! You came in through the secret Sky Port. [They come into a room with a pigeon]

You're kidding?

Cassius, emergency exit! [Cassius flies her out of the lab.]

It's a living.

THERE! NOW NO ONE'S GETTING IN! [maniacal laugh]

Hmmm... Yep. No one's getting into Dexter's Lab now. [leaves as Dexter's smile of insanity turns into a look of horror]

Uh, oh my dear... In my overwhelming zeal to banish my sister from the lab, I have indeed locked myself out! Too blinded was I not to foresee the most piteous of fates. I have thus performed the ultimate tragic irony! [now standing in front of the 'The End' title card] Surely, I am the fool of fools on a par with no other. I am no better than that stupid coyote or that crazy duck! Look at me, look at me! I am locked in a continuum of cartoon fools! I am doomed to a life of comic mishap adventures and social indignations! And now, here I stand before you, beaten, defeated and alone...

The planets, the moon, make a wish, I wish for an alien lifeform! [a radioactive rock drops from the sky] Thanks! What you're made of?

Oh, impossible, unless... [gasps] he escapes. Come back here. Gotcha! Drat!

Freeze, FBI! [sprays garden hose on the car, and laughs]

Hi mom, nice blueprint.

[in alien voice] BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

[in alien voice] Nice Blueprint.

Help me with the table.

You say it.

Gork.

[translating on his watch] 'Food?' Yeah, 'food'. You ate mine, yours, and everybody else's!

Gork.

You can't still be hungry

Gork...

Wh...Why are you looking at me like that?

GORK!

Dexter! Dexter! [Dexter smashed his control with a hammer] Oh Dexter. I'm so glad you're here! I need your help! There's a new girl in dance class and she thinks she's better than me. And I want to be a star of the show and thought...

...use your science junk to help me beat that skinny creep.

I have to win, Dexter. Or else...

...I'll be forced to break your nerdy...

...face any of the kids in class again! Please! Oh please! Oh...

Mandark

...Oh Please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me! I'll do it.

But you better keep up your end of the bargain and I'll handle the rest.

Oh thank you, Dexter. [kisses Dexter's nose and laughs]

Happy Mother's Day!

New Gloves!

The Concrete Jungle. Deep within its seemingly endless towers, glass, steel and mortar, life exists.

For someday, we shall return to check up on this wonderful creature. This wonderful world of Blackfoot.

[narrating] My job is simple. After the designated hours of education, the children exit to return home, while I clean, sweep and prepare their environment for the next day of education in sterile surroundings. For I am Yani the janitor. It is an uncomplicated job that leaves me much time after to spend with my beloved wife, but one children continues to complicate situation and torture. [Dexter laughs evilly in a deep voice] Night after night, he stays much time past designated hours. And when he decides to go, he leaves a residue of filth that prolongs me for my beloved for several more hours. And when I return home, my love is taking her slumber, and waking her would be catastrophical. So I wait and I plan, until the day that he will need to exit quickly for something important, for then I will have him... TRAPPED WITH A VENGEANCE!

Hello, Dexter.

What are you, crazy or something?!

[points to dexter] No, Dexter! I want you to feel the pain that I feel when you make me stay late every night!

What?

[opens the double doors] Here you go, Dexter. There's the exit. Go home.

So, Mr. Smarty Pants, what do you have to say now?

Clean up this mess!

Yaniiiii!

Liebchen. [Sweetheart in German language]

Do not liebchen. I wait every night for you to come home, thinking that you're working hard, but here I find you goofing around with friends!

But--

No. Not another word. You coming home...

But--

NOOOOOWWW! [to Dexter] You, boy, open door!

[chuckles] Yes, ma'am. [grabs Yani's keys and opens the double doors]

Come, Yani.

But--

COOOOOOME!!!

Boy, the holidays sure do make people do the craziest things. [whistling Jingle Bells]

[in Dee Dee's voice] Dexter's a cookie!

[angrily] I am not a cookie!

Dexter's a cookie!

Am not!

Are too, cookie! [Dexter violently shakes the stick the parrot is on, and it switches into Dexter's voice] I'm gonna bop you one, girl! [Dexter slams the parrot onto his desk, and it segues back into Dee Dee's voice] COOKIE! [Dexter repeatedly slams the parrot onto the table, until it is later seen beaten nearly into submission, and is flying away]

Good riddance! That has to be my worst invention yet!

Who's trying to sneak up on me?

Dexter, boy genius. Dexter the cookie!

Shhhh I'm trying to watch my show!

I'm gonna bop you!

That is no way to talk to you-

You are a stupid girl! Get out get out get out! Yup yup yup! Don't touch anything!

I-I-I-I-I'm sorry

[in Dee Dee's voice] You're a cookie! [in Dexter's voice] Get out get out get out!