Mom quotes from Dexter's Laboratory

When an electrical problem arises, I call a specialist! [Dad appears with a helmet and tool belt] No, honey. Not you.

Oh Dad will just love this!

Would you look at that, the very last pair! Must be my lucky day!

Dex, it's time for your bath!

But I'll miss my show!

Don't argue with me, young man, just do it!

So, Dexter, where's your new buddy? Oh! Well, hello down there!

Hey! It's the man from before!

Oh!

This one's a lady!

He certainly is friendly.

Oh! Yeah, a little too friendly.

IT'S THE STICK!

[watch beeps] Oh, lunch time! [answers phone] Yes, hello, Burrito Palace? I would like to order a Big Bad Burrito, please. Thank you, goodbye.

Oh, the mother of all Burritos.

Oh, your bunny pajamas! I thought you hated those.

Son, you have given me the greatest gift that has ever been given in the history of gift giving!

You stupid robots! I order you to go out there and be free!

Oh, there you are, Dexter. Be a dear and take out the trash for your mother.

But, Mom...

[angry] The only "but" in this conversation is a spanked one, now get on it!

The planets, the moon, make a wish, I wish for an alien lifeform! [a radioactive rock drops from the sky] Thanks! What you're made of?

Oh, impossible, unless... [gasps] he escapes. Come back here. Gotcha! Drat!

Freeze, FBI! [sprays garden hose on the car, and laughs]

Hi mom, nice blueprint.

[in alien voice] BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

[in alien voice] Nice Blueprint.

Help me with the table.

You say it.

Happy Mother's Day!

New Gloves!

[chuckles] Oh, come on out, Shy Boy. Here's your little play clothes all fresh and clean. But I just can't understand how you manage to stain your little outfit so quickly.

Yeah, yeah, mom. It's a real enigma. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have much work to be doing. [takes his lab coat and gloves with him and closes the door]

The boy's right, dear. [puts his hands on his wife's hips] There is much work to be doing.

[in his mind] Yuck! Mom's oatmeal! Tastes like barf!

[confused] Huh?

[in his mind while watching Dee Dee scarfing down her oatmeal] That sister of mine! What a ferocious pig!

Hey! I'm no pig!

That is enough Dexter! Time for school.

But wait Dad, what-

The answer is no! Now get!

[in his mind] Dad, what a stubborn poopoo doody head!

I heard that!

And we are going to have a serious talk about your potty mouth when you get home from school today!

Huh, what did he mean when he said, "your lab", Dexter?

I don't know.

I hope you're hungry, 'cause I made a [trips over Rude Dexter] very... SPECIAL LUNCH THAT I GOT FROM A RECIPE THAT I... FOUND IN A BESSIE CRACKER MAGAZINE! [pants] I hope you like it.

[dizzy] Well, what do you think, Dexter?

[mouth full] I think it tastes like ****! [spits at Mom]

[faints]

[angry] Dexter! No, absolutely not! You cannot have any dessert!

Why? You want it all to yourself?

[gasps, then faints]

Now, to clean those filthy mouths.

[to the audience] Oh, ****!