Dad quotes from Dexter's Laboratory

Hmm, need to get that couch a polster. Hello honey! Hello Dexter! Hello Dee Dee! Hello honey! Hello honey!

Dexter, five words: Scoop, roll, throw, hit, duck!

The first thing any racer needs is a car! All the best racers drive cars it's how they go but cars don't grow on trees! Except this one 'cos it's made of wood. Behold, the Mock 5!

Like? Like?! Kids, I loved her muffins more than life itself. Those muffins are the reason I married your mother.

[Dressed as Mom] Muffin Time!

Hon, when's the last time we washed the car?

Ugh... I don't feel so good. Oh... [He notices Dexter running back and forth due to the Reverse Belt] Dexter, what have I told you about running on the stairs?

[singing] My goodness, my gracious, when will this day be done? Will I have a girl or will I have a son?

Secret laboratory? Now, Dexter, we need to straight a few things up with this secret laboratory business!

Aw well, I guess we'll have to try again next week.

'Master Computer?' Wow dad, thanks, a video game... An OLD video game...

Well, I know how much you like gadgets and stuff, Dexter, but what you've got there is more than just a video game: It's a bargain! Got it for a nickel from a gypsy!

We ain't got no menus. We got hamburgers, ham sandwiches, and... hamhocks.

Oh, well, we'll have four hamburgers, please!

No, you won't.

[confused] OK, ham sandwiches then!

Trust me, you don't want em. HEY, MEL! FOUR ORDERS OF HAMHOCKS!

[seeing the robotic arm] My, that's a fancy watch.

[looking at the watch on his non-robotic arm] Thanks!

What can we say about our beloved Fishy?

Not much, we only had him for one day.

Whew! I'm sure glad that's over. Huh?

LOOK OUT! EGAD!

Help me! Dexter, it's pulling me back, and they're angry, Dexter, REAL ANGRY!

[grabs the handle trying to pull Dee Dee free] Why?! We flushed the stupid fish!

Its soul, Dexter! It's still in the trap! [the Apparition Containment Unit shakes up with a WARNING signal active in Dexter's room] DO SOMETHING! [Dexter reaches for the fishing rod and grabs it just as the toilet begins flushing her down] HEEEEEEEELP!

How many times have I told you? Early morning is daddy's special bathroom privacy time. [Upon the flash of lightning, he gains golden glowing eyes with slit pupils and sharp teeth and laughs maniacally]