DSDexter's Dad
Who's trying to sneak up on me?
PParrot
Dexter, boy genius. Dexter the cookie!
DSDexter's Dad
Shhhh I'm trying to watch my show!
PParrot
I'm gonna bop you!
DSDexter's Dad
That is no way to talk to you-
PParrot
You are a stupid girl! Get out get out get out! Yup yup yup! Don't touch anything!
[Dexter's Dad crawls away in fear]
DSDexter's Dad
I-I-I-I-I'm sorry
DSDexter's Parrot
[in Dee Dee's voice] You're a cookie! [in Dexter's voice] Get out get out get out!
DSDexter's Mom
Alright, let's see. I'll need two eggs...
[Dexter's Mom cracks open two eggs and places them into the cooking bowl beside her]
DSDexter's Mom
One stick of butter...
[Takes a stick of butter placed near her and places it into the cooking bowl]
DSDexter's Mom
A half a cup of sugar...
[Dexter's Mom takes some sugar as Dexter's Parrot appears]
DSDexter's Mom
A pinch of cinnamon.
PParrot
A cup of cinnamon.
DSDexter's Mom
A cup of cinnamon.
PParrot
A quart of pepper.
DSDexter's Mom
A quart of pepper.
DSDexter's Mom
A box of peppers.
DSDexter's Mom
A block of cheese.
PParrot
A block of cheese.
DSDexter's Mom
A gallon of milk.
PParrot
A gallon of milk.
[Dexter's Mom takes the Parrot out of the refrigerator]
PParrot
Are you sneaking up on me?!?
[Mom uses the Parrot as a coffee boiler and pours it into the bowl]
DSDexter's Mom
A cup of coffee.
[Mom settles the Parrot back down on the counter]
[Cookies fly out of the bowl suddenly]
DSDexter's Mom
Cooooooooookies!
PParrot
Worms and plastic minnows.
DSDexter's Mom
Now wait just a minute here! ...... Where am I gonna get worms and plastic minnows?
PParrot
The Florida Everglades!
[Mom is seen immediately backing the car out of the house's driveway and driving away]
[Dexter has smashed the parrot to keep it from revealing his lab]
DSDexter's Mom
How many times have I told you not to throw the bird?
But Mom, it's not a real bird. I built it in my secret laboratory.
[Dexter, realizing he just blabbed what the parrot didn't, claps his mouth shut]
Smooth move, Dexter. Now you'll have to erase Mom and Dad's memories...again!
PParrot
Smooth move, Dexter. Smooth move, Dexter. Smooth move, Dexter.
Dexter's Laboratory · 155 quotes
