Dexter's Laboratory Season 1 quotes

Hmm... Now where was I going? [a bit of the roof lands on her head] POOL! [takes off like a jack rabbit, wearing her swimsuit, and sandals, arrives at the pool outside, flips off her slippers and puts on her swimming cap] Hurry up, Dexter! [rides the slide and lands into the pool before she squirts out water]

I am not ready yet. [takes his hat, dressing gown, and takes off his sandals, showing his purple swimming trunks]

[in her bikini and pumps, walks over to the pool] Dexter, ready to get wet?!

Almost! [rubs sunscreen onto his arms]

[appears behind Dexter's Mom] Hi, Dexter! [the camera pans in on a shocked Dexter]

NO! [takes off]

Dexter? [looks around]

[blinks on the roof, thinking he is safe] Phew...

[having thrown off her pumps, stands on the diving board, walks across to the edge, and bends down, but jumps into the air, and dives into the pool, just to disappear for mere seconds, and just in time to come back up] Come on in, Dexter, the water's great!

Okay, Mom.

Hey, Dee Dee! We're here!

Hi, girls, come on in!

Boy, they sure are talented.

You said it. [realizes Dad was right next to him]

Boo!

[screams in terror, Dad tries to push push him into the water, but fails when Dexter only bounces off of Dee Dee, Mee Mee, and Lee Lee's heads. He pants only for a short while] Phew!

Darn, I just can't get that kid! [He notices Dexter's Mom walking up to the pool] Oh, well! [while Mom dips one foot into the water to check if the water's nice, Dad runs up behind her and pushes her off the edge as she screams in terror and lands in the pool]

Good job, son, you finally made it in the pool.

Thanks, Dad, I don't know I was so shy of the water. [Dexter's Parents and sister laugh because Dexter is naked because he has lost his trunks!]

[watch beeps] Oh, lunch time! [answers phone] Yes, hello, Burrito Palace? I would like to order a Big Bad Burrito, please. Thank you, goodbye.

Oh, the mother of all Burritos.

Oh, your bunny pajamas! I thought you hated those.

Son, you have given me the greatest gift that has ever been given in the history of gift giving!

You stupid robots! I order you to go out there and be free!

That was all your fault, you gnome!

Mandark

No way! You're taking the heat for this one, Dexter!

[screaming]

YOU!

Grrrrr!

[gasps] Dexter, you're naked! [knocks the trophy out Dad's hands, destroying it]

Now look what you did Dee Dee. You clumsy fool!

Grrrrr!

Uh? Well, at least I don't have to worry about the dog destroying my lab.

Well, well. Look who's smaller than a breadbox.

[inside the breadbox] Dee Dee! Let me out of here!

Ha! I didn't know you could stick your beak into my business, and to get even, I get to go play around in your lab.

Please! Dee Dee! No! No! Let me out!

See you 'round, shortbread!

Dee Dee! No! No! Please! Let me out! No! No! Please! No! No! No! No!

[giggles in Dexter's laboratory]

Please! No! No!

You know, kid. You’ve got a funny accents. And if you haven’t read I hate kids with funny accents.

Get away from me! SHUT UP! I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE!

My face! It hurts!

Arr! Now look who has the funny accent!

You know they're all gonna burn out eventually.

I know...

When an electrical problem arises, I call a specialist! [Dad appears with a helmet and tool belt] No, honey. Not you.

[wears a Reverse Belt and walks backwards] !skrow tI !skrow tI .elbidercni si siht ,woW .snoitca nwo ym esrever yllautca oT [to Robot] .drawrof ,hguone si taht ,toboR ,yakO .drawroF [starts to get angry] -rof ,ydaerla thgirlA [gasps in reverse] .em ylliS [laughs in reverse] .mehA [to normal] Forward.

Forward. [sets the lever from Reverse to Forward to Red to Green]

[walks normally] Wow, my Reverse Belt is a success! I must make a note: In order to be understood, I must speak backwards so that it sounds as though I am speaking forward, or it is forward so that it sounds reversed?

Reverse.

Aah! No, robot! Wait! [The robot pulls the lever; Dexter's Reverse Belt buckle turns red] !tiaW !tobor, oN !haA ?desrever sdnuos ti taht os drawrof si ti ro... I mean for... ward!

Forward.

Robot?

Please remind me never to oil you again.

Oh, there you are, Dexter. Be a dear and take out the trash for your mother.

But, Mom...

[angry] The only "but" in this conversation is a spanked one, now get on it!

Ugh... I don't feel so good. Oh... [He notices Dexter running back and forth due to the Reverse Belt] Dexter, what have I told you about running on the stairs?