Mandark quotes from Dexter's Laboratory

Mandark

Yes, Dexter, I can read your thoughts, and I am smarter than you.

Mandark

Welcome to my laboratory! [Echoing] Laboratory! Laboratory!

Mandark

What? (Looks at his time) Oh, boy! (Crying) Oh, it seems like a lifetime has passed since you sent your deadly agent to destroy my lab, Dexter. Yet I, Mandark still cannot sleep. You keep haunting me and haunting me! but I'll get you, Dexter. I swear, I'll get you!

Mandark

It's Racer D! The most beautiful racer in the world! Racer D.... [crashes his kart]

Mandark

All hail Mandark, the genius! All hail Mandark, the genius! Sing a song of Mandark, the greatest genius this world has ever known!

That was all your fault, you gnome!

Mandark

No way! You're taking the heat for this one, Dexter!

Dexter! Dexter! [Dexter smashed his control with a hammer] Oh Dexter. I'm so glad you're here! I need your help! There's a new girl in dance class and she thinks she's better than me. And I want to be a star of the show and thought...

...use your science junk to help me beat that skinny creep.

I have to win, Dexter. Or else...

...I'll be forced to break your nerdy...

...face any of the kids in class again! Please! Oh please! Oh...

Mandark

...Oh Please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me! I'll do it.

But you better keep up your end of the bargain and I'll handle the rest.

Oh thank you, Dexter. [kisses Dexter's nose and laughs]

Ah, all done.

Mandark

It's about time. Well, let's see what we've got. [takes off the blindfold] Ah! At last, my darkest creation is completed!

[gives the remote control to Mandark] After you.

Mandark

May I? [grabs the remote control] With a push of this button, I, Mandark, will unleash a mind-bending transmission which will put the entire universe under my control. And that means you, too, Dorkster. I have double-crossed you once again. And now it will all be mine! [laughs] Ha!

Ha! Well, well, well, Mandark, who double-crossed whom?

Mandark

This was supposed to be mine, Dexter! All mine, not yours! Mine!

Well, like I always say: if you can't play with the big dogs, stay on the porch. Ha ha! [The "The End" logo in white appears on the screen] Hey! What is going on? I am trying to wax poetic here.

You did it all wrong, Mandark. I figured out you were copying "Mister Misery" all along, so I played your own game against you. [Mandark pretends to be yawning] And then you have the nerve [throws the "Mister Misery" comic] not to even follow the dumb story! Oh, and one other thing... WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS STUPID QUACKING?!

Mandark

Well, you see, Dexter. I went to buy "Mister Misery" but the store was all sold out. So I picked up a copy of "Dangerous Duck" instead.

And do you know why "Mister Misery" was all sold out? Because I bought them all.

Mandark

Hmm. Well, then. If you bought them all, how did you expect me to know all "Mister Misery"'s new fight moves then?! [Dexter is upset and a donkey appears] QUACK. [teases Dexter and walks away]