Rude Dexter quotes from Dexter's Laboratory

Stop! If there was a message so important that it would require time travel, I would certainly not entrust it to my idiot sister. I would send myself. In other words... [shouting] I would not send you back in time even if..! If..If...I was being eaten alive!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[to the audience] Anybody want to buy a dinosaur? [episode ends]

[narrating] The horror. Of the landmarks in the home of my parents. My memory will forever rest in the room that belongs to my sister: Dee Dee.

Why am I breathing so hard?

[sounds like Lisa on his end of the phone] Oh, I guess we just got cut off. But I wanted to call you back and tell you that you have got cooties and I am love with Dexter. Bye.

Omelette du fromage.

At last! I have discovered a way to shorten the suffering of those long family road trips trapped in the car with Dee Dee! By blasting the car with anti-matter, it can accelerate to near light speed, shortening the trip to an increment of time so small. [Dexter picks a potion up] Even I couldn't stand to be around Dee Dee that long, and just in time too. It's sunrise! The family road trip begins in three hours! [Dexter walks near the car] Dad's car. The gilded cage. My anti-matter will transform this simple vehicle. It consists of anti-particles with positron-surrounded nuclei imposed of anti-protons and anti-neutrons. It will allow the car to travel an infinite number of universes simultaneously. Or, in other words, really, really fast!

Stupid me.

Look, there's R2-D2!

Good night Einstein. Good night Major Glory! Good night, ghost of dead Fishy.

I'm on top of the WORLD!

This is the greatest day of my entire life! [his head gets hit by the top edge of the roller coaster's tunnel]

Why is it taking so long? I should have been famous a minute ago.

[screaming]

YOU!

[Gasp!] Dee Dee? [Dexter's belt turns red] ?eeD eeD [!psaG]