Yani quotes from Dexter's Laboratory

[narrating] My job is simple. After the designated hours of education, the children exit to return home, while I clean, sweep and prepare their environment for the next day of education in sterile surroundings. For I am Yani the janitor. It is an uncomplicated job that leaves me much time after to spend with my beloved wife, but one children continues to complicate situation and torture. [Dexter laughs evilly in a deep voice] Night after night, he stays much time past designated hours. And when he decides to go, he leaves a residue of filth that prolongs me for my beloved for several more hours. And when I return home, my love is taking her slumber, and waking her would be catastrophical. So I wait and I plan, until the day that he will need to exit quickly for something important, for then I will have him... TRAPPED WITH A VENGEANCE!

Hello, Dexter.

What are you, crazy or something?!

[points to dexter] No, Dexter! I want you to feel the pain that I feel when you make me stay late every night!

What?

[opens the double doors] Here you go, Dexter. There's the exit. Go home.

So, Mr. Smarty Pants, what do you have to say now?

Clean up this mess!

Yaniiiii!

Liebchen. [Sweetheart in German language]

Do not liebchen. I wait every night for you to come home, thinking that you're working hard, but here I find you goofing around with friends!

But--

No. Not another word. You coming home...

But--

NOOOOOWWW! [to Dexter] You, boy, open door!

[chuckles] Yes, ma'am. [grabs Yani's keys and opens the double doors]

Come, Yani.

But--

COOOOOOME!!!

Boy, the holidays sure do make people do the craziest things. [whistling Jingle Bells]