Rude Dexter quotes from Dexter's Laboratory

Good job, son, you finally made it in the pool.

Thanks, Dad, I don't know I was so shy of the water. [Dexter's Parents and sister laugh because Dexter is naked because he has lost his trunks!]

[watch beeps] Oh, lunch time! [answers phone] Yes, hello, Burrito Palace? I would like to order a Big Bad Burrito, please. Thank you, goodbye.

Oh, the mother of all Burritos.

Oh, your bunny pajamas! I thought you hated those.

Son, you have given me the greatest gift that has ever been given in the history of gift giving!

You stupid robots! I order you to go out there and be free!

That was all your fault, you gnome!

Mandark

No way! You're taking the heat for this one, Dexter!

Grrrrr!

[gasps] Dexter, you're naked! [knocks the trophy out Dad's hands, destroying it]

Now look what you did Dee Dee. You clumsy fool!

Grrrrr!

Uh? Well, at least I don't have to worry about the dog destroying my lab.

Well, well. Look who's smaller than a breadbox.

[inside the breadbox] Dee Dee! Let me out of here!

Ha! I didn't know you could stick your beak into my business, and to get even, I get to go play around in your lab.

Please! Dee Dee! No! No! Let me out!

See you 'round, shortbread!

Dee Dee! No! No! Please! Let me out! No! No! Please! No! No! No! No!

[giggles in Dexter's laboratory]

Please! No! No!

You know they're all gonna burn out eventually.

I know...

[wears a Reverse Belt and walks backwards] !skrow tI !skrow tI .elbidercni si siht ,woW .snoitca nwo ym esrever yllautca oT [to Robot] .drawrof ,hguone si taht ,toboR ,yakO .drawroF [starts to get angry] -rof ,ydaerla thgirlA [gasps in reverse] .em ylliS [laughs in reverse] .mehA [to normal] Forward.

Forward. [sets the lever from Reverse to Forward to Red to Green]

[walks normally] Wow, my Reverse Belt is a success! I must make a note: In order to be understood, I must speak backwards so that it sounds as though I am speaking forward, or it is forward so that it sounds reversed?

Reverse.

Aah! No, robot! Wait! [The robot pulls the lever; Dexter's Reverse Belt buckle turns red] !tiaW !tobor, oN !haA ?desrever sdnuos ti taht os drawrof si ti ro... I mean for... ward!

Forward.

Robot?

Please remind me never to oil you again.

Oh, there you are, Dexter. Be a dear and take out the trash for your mother.

But, Mom...

[angry] The only "but" in this conversation is a spanked one, now get on it!

Ah... Now I can get some work done in peace.

Hey Dexter, can you please pass the atomizer?

Oh certainly. [He then screams in shock]

All right, how the heck did you get in here?! Did you get in through the 2-Dimensional Facial Filter? [He presses a button and Dee Dee is compacted down a narrow passageway] Yes! [Dee Dee now completely flat suddenly walks up to Dexter]

No.

Did you get in through the secret Molecular Disconfiguration Access Port? [He tosses Dee Dee inside and Dee Dee is absorbed. Dee Dee appears next to Dexter.]

No.

A ha! You came in through the secret Sky Port. [They come into a room with a pigeon]

You're kidding?

Cassius, emergency exit! [Cassius flies her out of the lab.]

It's a living.

THERE! NOW NO ONE'S GETTING IN! [maniacal laugh]

Hmmm... Yep. No one's getting into Dexter's Lab now. [leaves as Dexter's smile of insanity turns into a look of horror]

Uh, oh my dear... In my overwhelming zeal to banish my sister from the lab, I have indeed locked myself out! Too blinded was I not to foresee the most piteous of fates. I have thus performed the ultimate tragic irony! [now standing in front of the 'The End' title card] Surely, I am the fool of fools on a par with no other. I am no better than that stupid coyote or that crazy duck! Look at me, look at me! I am locked in a continuum of cartoon fools! I am doomed to a life of comic mishap adventures and social indignations! And now, here I stand before you, beaten, defeated and alone...

The planets, the moon, make a wish, I wish for an alien lifeform! [a radioactive rock drops from the sky] Thanks! What you're made of?

Oh, impossible, unless... [gasps] he escapes. Come back here. Gotcha! Drat!

Freeze, FBI! [sprays garden hose on the car, and laughs]

Hi mom, nice blueprint.

[in alien voice] BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

[in alien voice] Nice Blueprint.

Help me with the table.

You say it.

Gork.

[translating on his watch] 'Food?' Yeah, 'food'. You ate mine, yours, and everybody else's!

Gork.

You can't still be hungry

Gork...

Wh...Why are you looking at me like that?

GORK!

Dexter! Dexter! [Dexter smashed his control with a hammer] Oh Dexter. I'm so glad you're here! I need your help! There's a new girl in dance class and she thinks she's better than me. And I want to be a star of the show and thought...

...use your science junk to help me beat that skinny creep.

I have to win, Dexter. Or else...

...I'll be forced to break your nerdy...

...face any of the kids in class again! Please! Oh please! Oh...

Mandark

...Oh Please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me! I'll do it.

But you better keep up your end of the bargain and I'll handle the rest.

Oh thank you, Dexter. [kisses Dexter's nose and laughs]

Happy Mother's Day!

New Gloves!

Hello, Dexter.

What are you, crazy or something?!

[points to dexter] No, Dexter! I want you to feel the pain that I feel when you make me stay late every night!

What?

[opens the double doors] Here you go, Dexter. There's the exit. Go home.