Rude Dexter quotes from Dexter's Laboratory

So, Mr. Smarty Pants, what do you have to say now?

Clean up this mess!

Yaniiiii!

Liebchen. [Sweetheart in German language]

Do not liebchen. I wait every night for you to come home, thinking that you're working hard, but here I find you goofing around with friends!

But--

No. Not another word. You coming home...

But--

NOOOOOWWW! [to Dexter] You, boy, open door!

[chuckles] Yes, ma'am. [grabs Yani's keys and opens the double doors]

Come, Yani.

But--

COOOOOOME!!!

Boy, the holidays sure do make people do the craziest things. [whistling Jingle Bells]

[in Dee Dee's voice] Dexter's a cookie!

[angrily] I am not a cookie!

Dexter's a cookie!

Am not!

Are too, cookie! [Dexter violently shakes the stick the parrot is on, and it switches into Dexter's voice] I'm gonna bop you one, girl! [Dexter slams the parrot onto his desk, and it segues back into Dee Dee's voice] COOKIE! [Dexter repeatedly slams the parrot onto the table, until it is later seen beaten nearly into submission, and is flying away]

Good riddance! That has to be my worst invention yet!

Dexter!

How many times have I told you not to throw the bird?

But Mom, it's not a real bird. I built it in my secret laboratory.

Smooth move, Dexter. Now you'll have to erase Mom and Dad's memories...again!

Smooth move, Dexter. Smooth move, Dexter. Smooth move, Dexter.

Dexter, what do you have to say for yourself?

Well, I'm sorry I ruined Christmas. Again. But, isn't Christmas really about the family, and the love and the sharing and... Oh, Christmas tree! Oh, Christmas tree!

You blockhead! That's not what Christmas is about!

It's not? Then what is it about?

The presents. Ho ho ho!

Blue Falcon

I don't understand! This isn't like my old Dynomutt at all!

Well... He's not, I built you an all-new one.

Blue Falcon

What? Why?

Well, the old one was just a goofy idiot sidekick.

Blue Falcon

He wasn't JUST a goofy idiot sidekick! He was a....go-go dog person!

[chuckles] Oh, come on out, Shy Boy. Here's your little play clothes all fresh and clean. But I just can't understand how you manage to stain your little outfit so quickly.

Yeah, yeah, mom. It's a real enigma. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have much work to be doing. [takes his lab coat and gloves with him and closes the door]

The boy's right, dear. [puts his hands on his wife's hips] There is much work to be doing.

Oh boy, that was a close one. I just have to get to Ruthy's Field, and I will be home free! Home...

FREE!

Right on, brother!

[in his mind] Yuck! Mom's oatmeal! Tastes like barf!

[confused] Huh?

[in his mind while watching Dee Dee scarfing down her oatmeal] That sister of mine! What a ferocious pig!

Hey! I'm no pig!

That is enough Dexter! Time for school.

But wait Dad, what-

The answer is no! Now get!

[in his mind] Dad, what a stubborn poopoo doody head!

I heard that!

And we are going to have a serious talk about your potty mouth when you get home from school today!

Huh, what did he mean when he said, "your lab", Dexter?

I don't know.

Just last night my friend TV and I went out to eat. I ordered a TV dinner and he got the satellite dish!

Dexter, stop that immediately.

Sit on it, Fonz!

Ah, the sweet and silent solitude of the school library.

Oh yeah, we're so prepared for this. This is going to be a great game, we're going to kicky Booty.

Our new cheers are so awesome. Wait until you see them, you're not gonna believe it!

Ahem! [puts the piece of paper that says "No talking in the Library!" on the table, takes the book from the boy] No book for you, [takes book from the girl] and no book for you!

[goes in search of a book and returns to Dexter] Cannot confirm target.

Cannot confirm target? You illiterate Android! [slaps the robot] Must I spell everything out for you recycled soup cans?

Dexter, I am very disappointed in you. I leave you in charge of the library for one hour, and look what you do. Just look at this mess.

But- but- I... they...

I'm giving you the maximum library penalty.

[gasps] No! Not that! Please, Miss Salinger. No!

That's right. You can only check out 4 books a week, instead of 5.

[sobs] It's not very nice of you. NO!

Shh!

Ah, all done.

Mandark

It's about time. Well, let's see what we've got. [takes off the blindfold] Ah! At last, my darkest creation is completed!

[gives the remote control to Mandark] After you.

Mandark

May I? [grabs the remote control] With a push of this button, I, Mandark, will unleash a mind-bending transmission which will put the entire universe under my control. And that means you, too, Dorkster. I have double-crossed you once again. And now it will all be mine! [laughs] Ha!

Ha! Well, well, well, Mandark, who double-crossed whom?

Mandark

This was supposed to be mine, Dexter! All mine, not yours! Mine!

Well, like I always say: if you can't play with the big dogs, stay on the porch. Ha ha! [The "The End" logo in white appears on the screen] Hey! What is going on? I am trying to wax poetic here.