Vince Masuka quotes from Dexter

Vince Masuka

Premium alcohol, all-you-can-eat buffet, plus high-class adult entertainment.

Dexter

[voiceover] Kill me now.

Vince Masuka

What are you working on?

Dexter

I, uh, found a gray hair. I was curious.

Vince Masuka

Oh, dude, I've totally done that.

Dexter

You're bald.

Vince Masuka

[points below belt]

Dexter

Oh.

Angel

Please tell me you're not freezing sperm in there.

Masuka

This only gets down to minus 40 degrees centigrade. Freezing sperm requires a vessel to be at least minus 200. What? I'm a donor. It's my way of giving back.

Angel

God help the children.

Masuka

Dude seriously, 86 the caffeine. You're freaking me out.

Dexter

I have places I have to be.

Masuka

I have places I have to be too. Not good places, but places.

Dexter

Miami Dolphins

Masuka

Club Level! Jeez, who do I got to fuck to get those kind of tickets?

Dexter

Here ... no fucking.

Masuka

Chocolate lava cakes, my specialty.

Debra

You have a specialty?

Masuka

A river of chocolate love that melts in your mouth.

Debra

Wow. You can make anything sound perverted.

Masuka

It's a gift.

Masuka

She was still alive when they cut her head off. Excision of eyes and tongue was done postmortem.

Debra

That's considerate of them.

Masuka

He's got daddy's eyes.

Batista

... and your penis size.

Masuka

The dragon lady represents the dualities of my inner warrior.

Debra

Or your inner idiot

Masuka

Hey, if you can't muster up some respect, I'm dropping the curtain.

Masuka

Tramp stamp. I think I'm in love.

Debra

If she's into needles, why don't you show her your dick?

Any friend of Sugar's is a friend of mine.

Sugar?

Masuka

[laughs]

Debra

What in the mother of fuck went on in here?

Masuka

I know exactly what happened. Two words: autoerotic mummification. See, Mr. Plastic Man shot Captain Bloody Underpants while Underpants was in the choke.

Batista

We've got to re-open this case.

I know, but I can't tell LaGuerta, I'm supposed to be on file clerk duty.

Masuka

I can't tell LaGuerta; this case was solved. If I ask her to re-open it, I might as well put my balls in a vice and not in a hot way.

Batista

Well that just leaves me.

Dexter

Astor showed up drunk on my doorstep with a friend.

Masuka

How old's the friend? [long pause] Just kidding.

Masuka

DNA report's from the coroner's office point to multiple perps.

Do we have any names?

Masuka

No. What we do have are partial sequences from seriously degraded DNA. But the evidence confirms what we knew about Boyd Fowler; and also points with a high probability to Cole Harmon, Jordan Chase's head of security.

As you know Cole Harmon was our original suspect in the case...

Dexter

[voiceover] Until I pointed them toward Boyd Fowler.

He is now our main target again.

Dexter

[voiceover] A target you'll never hit. He's already been buried at sea.