Friends are always honest with each other. They can see past their differences. When they have a conflict, friends are there to forgive, a true friend knows when to bury the hatchet because friendship is a sacred bond build on trust
“I Had a Dream” · Season 3, Episode 11
In this episode: Dexter Morgan (8), Vince Masuka (3), Miguel Prado (2), Debra Morgan (1), Angel Batista (1), María LaGuerta (1)
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[voiceover] Kill me now.
[voiceover, post-bachelor party] After last night they all think we share a secret, but Miguel's the only one who knows mine. I could tell the rest of them, but then I'll have to kill them. Just like I'm going to kill Miguel.
[voiceover] If home is where the heart is, where do you go when you don't have a heart? In Miguel's case, a five-star hotel.
[voiceover, sees LaGuerta collecting evidence] Miguel probably thinks he's getting lucky. Looks like he's getting screwed.
You need something under the table, I'm your guy. [pause] That didn't come out right.
What are you working on?
I, uh, found a gray hair. I was curious.
Oh, dude, I've totally done that.
You're bald.
[points below belt]
Oh.
Whenever you have an earth-shattering, ball-crushing mindfuck of a secret, you should tell your fucking sister.
[wrapped to a table] It doesn't have to come to this.
But it always does. I had high hopes for you, but I guess I just have to accept that I will always be alone.
That's not true.
You talking truth. That's good. You actually had me believing that I could have a friend and you fed me all your bullshit.
It wasn't bullshit!
[Clamps a hand over Miguel's mouth] Shh...
I tried. I tried to crack through that armor of yours. I know it's a possibility. I can still see the possibilities.
So this is my fault for being shut down?
I just wanted you to let me in!
Why the fuck would I do that now?
I know you. I know you, Dex, better than anyone else.
Oh, there've been quite a few who've seen the real me as they laid on that table. You're all just unchecked versions of myself. What I would've become without my father's code.
I'm not like them! I'm like you.
[Slaps him] No, no, no, no. No. I know I'm a monster.
I accept you. I accept you, Dex, like a brother.
I killed my brother.
...
I killed yours, too.
[Shocked] Oscar?...You?
I didn't plan to, but it was... kill or be killed, ya know.
[Wracked with emotion] YOU!!! You killed Oscar!
What did you say in your bachelor party speech? Friends are always honest.
Friends forgive. Friends forgive.
But I don't forgive you – and I don't get to have friends.
[As Dexter wraps a garrote around his neck] You little freak! You think I'm done with you?! You think this ends here?! IT DOESN'T!!!
It does for you.[Strangles Miguel until he's dead]
[Voiceover] Adios, amigo.
Please tell me you're not freezing sperm in there.
This only gets down to minus 40 degrees centigrade. Freezing sperm requires a vessel to be at least minus 200. What? I'm a donor. It's my way of giving back.
God help the children.
Use my authorization code to make it happen. Procedure above board, results - under the table - you good with that?
Absolutely. If you need something under the table, I'm your guy. [Pause] That didn't come out right.
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