“I Wish I Could Forget You” quotes from Desperate Housewives

So the hives occurred right after you kissed George.

Bree

Yes. It was the strangest thing. And so inconvenient. To be honest, I think we were about to make love for the first time.

Bree, have you considered the idea that your subconscious mind was trying to sabotage your evening with George?

Bree

Actually, I have not considered that, because that's... idiotic.

You don't think that being with George made you feel a bit guilty?

Bree

Why should I feel guilty?

Perhaps you felt you were about to commit adultery.

Bree

Dr. Goldfine, Rex is dead. You can't cheat on a corpse.

Maybe that's not how you really feel deep down.

Bree

Oh, so you think I'm crazy?

You say you got a case of hives for no reason. I think there is a reason, and it's probably a psychosomatic one.

Bree

You can think whatever you want, but to be honest, I don't believe in the subconscious.

Every time you've said 'Rex' in this session, you stroked the place where your wedding ring used to be. Why did you do that?

What the hell is this? I thought I told you to dress maternal.

Gabrielle

Yes, you did, and I considered it for about a second.

What happened?

Gabrielle

David, I know you're the lawyer and all, but if you ask me, it's never a smart strategy to cover this up.

We've got 40 minutes before the pre-trial hearing. Let's go home and get you changed.

Gabrielle

What?!

You want to get your husband out of jail? Got to dress like a pregnant, suffering wife, not the cover of Vogue.

You're not willing to get a divorce but you're willing to have an affair?

Gabrielle

I said I was Catholic, not a fanatic.

Edie

Well, someone may as well say it. Susan, what the hell have you been smoking?