The opposite of love isn't hate. It's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care, and we're still connected... and I still have a chance to set you right.
“There Is No Other Way” · Season 2
In this episode: Bree Van de Kamp (2), Gabrielle Solis (2), Susan Delfino (1), Carlos Solis (1), Andrew Van De Kamp (1)
Gaby, these pictures have to be wholesome. They gotta say 'these people will do a great job raising a child.
So?
So, you're topless.
Yeah, but it's St. Barts and your hands are covering my naughty parts.
Do you mean the hand that's holding the tequila shot, or the one that's holding the Cuban cigar?
Yeah, that was a good trip.
NRNurse Ruth Ann Heisel
Time to check your blood pressure.
Oh, sure. Oh, that's a little tight. Does it have to be that tight?
NRNurse Ruth Ann Heisel
Yes.
Oh. Okay. Ow, ow. That's actually starting to be painful.
NRNurse Ruth Ann Heisel
Really? That surprises me. I just assumed you were dead inside.
Perception is reality, Andrew. And if people perceive me to have a drinking problem, then I do. And I certainly don't want some idiotic judge using my hobby as an excuse to make you rich. So I'm simply going to give up my wine and become a recovering alcoholic.
Good plan, but it'll never work. See, I'll bet you still end up coming to court hammered.
Oh, Andrew, you don't think I love you enough to give up alcohol?
Look, I'm seventeen, all right? So, you can only keep me here for another year. Why not just let me go?
Because I'm not done with you yet. It's my job to teach you and you are not half the man I know you can be.
Yeah, well, I got news for you. This is as good as I'm gonna get.
If I really thought that, I'd get a gun right now and kill us both.
I'm the one who was sleeping with your son, but it's over now.
HRHelen Rowland
No. You're wrong. It's not even close to being over.
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