Perception is reality, Andrew. And if people perceive me to have a drinking problem, then I do. And I certainly don't want some idiotic judge using my hobby as an excuse to make you rich. So I'm simply going to give up my wine and become a recovering alcoholic.
Good plan, but it'll never work. See, I'll bet you still end up coming to court hammered.
Oh, Andrew, you don't think I love you enough to give up alcohol?
Look, I'm seventeen, all right? So, you can only keep me here for another year. Why not just let me go?
Because I'm not done with you yet. It's my job to teach you and you are not half the man I know you can be.
Yeah, well, I got news for you. This is as good as I'm gonna get.
If I really thought that, I'd get a gun right now and kill us both.
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