Where are you going?
I feel a wave of morning sickness coming on, and I want to be standing on your mother's grave when it hits.
“Sunday in the Park with George” · Season 1
In this episode: Gabrielle Solis (2), Carlos Solis (2), Edie Britt (1), Felicia (1)
Before the accident I told her how much I wanted a child and she said that she would take care of it. I just thought that she would talk to you. Baby, I am so sorry.
That bitch! I can’t believe her.
I loved her, but even I had issues sometimes. I mean she could be very controlling.
Reaching out from the grave to screw with me. God, she’s good!
I hid the originals in a safe place. It seemed like a reasonable precaution seeing as you murdered Martha and all. Would you like a cookie?
(Paul Young refuses)
Suit yourself.
(to Bree) You could have an affair with anyone and you choose the pharmacist? You are such a Republican.
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