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Desperate Housewives · Season 1

Lynette and Bree in “Children Will Listen”

Hi. (to Bree) My babysitter cancelled.

I've got millions of errands to run so...

Please hear me out. This is important. Today I have a chance to join the human race for a few hours. They're actual adults waiting for me with margaritas. Look, I'm in a dress. I have make-up on.

If it were any other day.

Oh, for Gods sake, Bree, I'm wearing pantyhose.

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