Mrs. Van De Kamp.
Hello, John. I'm sorry to drop by on you, unannounced. Do you have a moment?
Sure. So, what can I do for you?
Well, I'll tell you. My daughter is planning on giving you her virginity and I would consider it a personal favor if you wouldn't take it.
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