Look at them all. Vultures. Pretending to care when all they really want are the sordid details.
PCPolice Chief
I don't know, I think they just want to show their support.
Please. Human beings feed on misery.
“Every Day, A Little Death” · Season 1
In this episode: Gabrielle Solis (2), Felicia (2), Susan Delfino (1), Edie Britt (1)
You're the man of the house? You can't even leave it.
I'm running out of money. In a couple of weeks, I'm gonna be screwed.
YLYao Lin
Why don't you hock some of your jewelry? There's a lot of stuff you never wear, and most of it's ugly.
Don't you have a toilet to scrub?
Oh Susan, you are such a good person, and I'm such a bitch!
I guess I should go take a shower and wash Mrs. Huber off me.
Hello. I want to thank you all for coming out here and expressing your genuine sorrow and disbelief. My sister, Martha, would have been so touched. I know that many of you have questions. I've just spoken with the police who are still putting together the details of what happened. What they do know is, Martha died a violent death. Yes, I know. It’s hard to hear. Apparently, there was a struggle. They found scratching and bruising on her body, several broken bones, and traces of dirt in her lungs, which leads us to believe that she was still alive at the time of her burial, and probably in great pain. But the good news is, there are no signs that she had been molested. Now, I think it's time that you return to your homes, to your loved ones. Oh, in lieu of a memorial service, I'll be holding an estate sale the day after tomorrow. Please, no personal checks.
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