Desperate Housewives · Season 1
“Come Back to Me” · Season 1
In this episode: Bree Van de Kamp (5), Rex Van de Kamp (2), Maisy (2), Susan Delfino (1), Julie (1)
Were you with a woman? Did you tell that you have a wife, or does that hinder your pick-up style?
All right. Even if I was seeing someone, I have every right to. Exploring options is the whole point of being separated!
Options! I'm not a mutual fund, Rex.
You’re not going to tell a soul. Bree, you may hate me, but you’d hate the humiliation a lot more.
Oh, I don't hate you, Maisy. I pity you.
Oh, I talked to Dad today, and apparently, he and Brandi might break up.
Oh, how awful!
Mom, you're smiling.
"Am I? Hmm."
(whispering) As of this moment, Rex, I am no longer your wife. I am going to go out, and find the most vindictive lawyer I can find, and together, we are going to eviscerate you. I'm going to take away your money, your family, and your dignity. Do you hear me?
Bree...
And I am so thrilled to know that you still love me. Because I want what's about to happen to you...to hurt as much as humanly possible. I'm so glad you didn't die before I got a chance to tell you that.
Oh, Bree. What a nice surprise. Would you like to come in?
Well, that depends. Are you having an affair with my husband?
Andrew, Danielle! Daddy's going to fornicate for us!
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