I am not going to apologize for having a healthy sex life!
MMartha
Healthy? I'm going to have to burn every sheet you've touched.
“Guilty” · Season 1
In this episode: Susan Delfino (2), Bree Van de Kamp (1), Lynette Scavo (1), Gabrielle Solis (1), Edie Britt (1), Rex Van de Kamp (1)
This is the most impoverished neighborhood in the city. Trust me, someone will steal the car.
How can you be so sure?
Because I have faith in the poor.
FCFather Crowley
Don't you want to be a good person?
What I want is to be happy.
FCFather Crowley
That's the answer of a selfish child.
I know.
(Doorbell rings)
Go to hell. (doorbell rings 3 times.) Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell.
(to Bongo, Mike's dog) If you came in here to judge me, you can just leave. (Bongo turns around) No! Wait! Don't go!
(to Bongo) What is wrong with you? Lassie would have had a fire truck here by now! Stupid dog. (Bongo runs out) Good boy Bongo! Go get help! (Bongo brings back a dead bird) Ohh...ew!
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