Why would two gunmen break into a chippy?
Ah! That really hurt.
You’re such a pussy.
What were they looking for?
Chips, obviously.
They were looking for the keys to the van. Keep up, Erin.
Do you think we should knock them about a bit?
No.
Nothing drastic. Just a few slaps.
I said no, Sarah.
What, not even the wee gay fella?
I’m not gay.
Okay, that should do it. Ready?
I hate to be a health and safety stickler, but surely you’re not actually planning on leaving us like this, are you?
(whispering) Back door. Back door. Back door. Hurry up.
(gasps)
(whispering) Push it, push it.
I’m pushing! I’m pushing it!
Hurry up!
It’s locked!
What the fuck’s going on here, exactly?!
Okay… Um, all right. Well, what happened was… (pointing to Michelle) Michelle was carrying this scented candle…
It’s just not as nice.
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