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S2A Lie Agreed Upon, Part Two

Jesus Christ!

Either Al got God or Dolly just stuck her thumb back up his ass.

Now, I'm halfway thinking this exaggerates the condition rather than alleviate it. If I might should query the doc, but then that cocksucker will only ask after gleets. Oh my God! Take it out. Take it out! Remove your fucking thumb! Why, if I was moving forward to get away from you, would you have fucking pursued me? When I stopped, pressed on yourself, to drive your thumb into my intestine?

DDolly

Sorry.

Is it a river of blood, or what the fuck's pouring out of it now?

DDolly

Nothing.

Huh. Close the ass-flap. The entire area of my fucking asshole is now one gigantic fucking throb. I have no idea what's transpiring in there.

[Receiving a blowjob] Even this, now gives me no pleasure.

[From outside] Swearengen! Be down in five minutes with my gun and badge!

Start down now, you limey cocksucker! Allow for getting stuck from crawling out from under the bed.

That Bullock is a fucking strategist, ain't he? Sets terms to publicly humiliate me, and my penalty if I don't comply is he walks into the bar downstairs and takes fifteen bullets in the chest. And that ain't no hooplehead, you know. Bullock, he's one of those special fucking cases, you don't know what in fucks going on in their mind, and he's big with Montana. Big. I heard that today. Because the news earlier from Yankton and the fucking commissioners wasn't adequately confusing. Not to mention the fucking telegraph coming in and four whores that I don't know who the fuck they work for.

[From outside] Three minutes!

Shut the fuck up! I suppose I do fucking understand. So fucking confused and disgusted and wanting it to end and looking for the blessing of a quick way out. Sets himself to a higher fucking standard than our natures, and he wants execution 'cause he's failed.

One minute!

What the fuck happened to two?

Talk about one person, fucking up another person's entire fucking day. [Goes outside to the balcony, points at Bullock] Wait.

I regret the delay, I was sequestered. Have been, one thing and another, since last we met. I also apologize for the stink.

Welcome change from your usual odor of skunk!

I offer these, and I hope you'll wear them a good long fucking time in this fucking camp, whose ever fucking thumb we're under. And where it come to me just a few moments ago that the Reverend Smith, may he rest his soul, he was found on the road, apparently murdered by heathens just some months ago. What he said on the subject of you: 'Mr. Bullock raises a camp up' and I hope he'll reside with us and improve our general fucking atmosphere for a good long fucking time, even with all the personal complications and fucking disasters that we all fucking have, and where, running away solves absolutely fucking nothing.

S2New Money

Al, if you're not dead and already moldering, I send news to revive you. A fish to rival the fabled Leviathan has swum into our waters. Get well soon and we'll land the cocksucker together. Your friend, E.B.

You've approached a group in San Francisco that does business with my employer.

That group and employer bullshit really quickens me with fuckin' trust.

That group you've approached is a fraternal Chinese organization.

"Tong" is not a clever enough word?

You offered them a contract to send members to this camp. That organization has a pre-existing arrangement with my employer.

So you work for who, Wolcott? The railroads? Some mining combination that brings those slant-eyes in by the boatload?

No, sir. I work for one man.

MMaddie

The creature I saw outside our place last night, who you said is the camp's mayor, now perches like a vulture over that man at breakfast.

Farnum. He owns the hotel.

MMaddie

Have you affection for Mayor Farnum?

MMaddie

Good. Because the man the mayor expects to digest is going to toy and play with Mr. Farnum from camouflage for as long as he finds it amusing. And then make him a meal of his own.

August commencement to my administration, standing stymied outside a saloon door, next to a degenerate tit licker!

S2Requiem for a Gleet

EEllsworth

Because them as poke around Miz Garret's workings without a by-your-leave ain't welcome, Mr. Wolcott, and you ought not to repeat your fuckin' mistake.

Well, that's an uncivil response to an innocent error.

EEllsworth

Did you work in the Comstock when you was beardless?

I did.

EEllsworth

For Mr. George Hearst, as a keen eye for the color?

As a geologist for Mr. Hearst. Well, you have the advantage of me, Mr. Ellsworth.

EEllsworth

That ain't a possibility, Wolcott. No more than an error of yours would be innocent.

I do dimly recall an Ellsworth superintended the consolidated Virginia operations.

EEllsworth

I don't give a fuck what you recall.

A hero. Dug a week without respite to save three poor souls from a cave-in.

EEllsworth

And 46 corpses in a fucking hole that ought never to have been dug.

Always a choice... to count the saved or the lost.

EEllsworth

Get off this property.

Just as a man opposed to inevitable change needn't invariably be called a Luddite, another choice might be simply to describe him as slow in his processes.

EEllsworth

You tell that cocksucker you work for the next surrogate he sends oughtn't to be bloodied from the Comstock.

It is no disloyalty to be a realist, Richardson. We are mortal. One hopes for the best. One perseveres. One re-evaluates constantly. One is an asshole if one doesn't. Loyalty expanded is not loyalty betrayed. I contemplate no disloyalty to Al Swearengen. I feel exposed. I don't like being weak, and I know that I am. I yearn to rely on a stronger will. I fear what I'm capable of in its absence. Whereas you, Richardson, know nothing of yourself. Are you shitting or going blind? Or on foot or horseback? You vile fucking lump!

If money had to be clean before it was recirculated we would still be living in fucking caves.

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